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BUMP.

Bag of mdma

If you think we haven't got 501 pages of Ding Dong the Witch is dead in us.... Will probably require a new section tbf. It'll be like RTG for a day. Everyone making a fucking thread about the same shit. All the rules forgotten. Just ecstatic mayhem. "POLL: What did you hate more - his face, his bullshit or the fact he was a shitcunt?"

Glen MᶜNamee ‏@GlenMcNamee 2m2 minutes ago Alan Pardew has six years left on his very lucrative contract with Newcastle. Areet Glen.

If you think we haven't got 501 pages of Ding Dong the Witch is dead in us.... Will probably require a new section tbf.

Would be hilarious if his own ego got him out of our club, and him out of the best job he'll ever have in football in the process.

Interesting comment: Even senior figures at Newcastle were in the dark on Sunday night, although it was being treated more seriously than you might expect as the lights went out at St James’ Park. Youtube>Undertaker vs Manchester United and Fulham FC Joe Kinnear waddles out dressed as Paul Bearer.

GONE... to the toilet for a piss, brb x

Cheers for the vague predictions, Septic Stan.

Nothing concrete is happening. Nothing at all is happening. We've whipped ourselves into a fucking frenzy because we just pure fucking hate the guy. True.

Prophet of doom. Tbf it does seem a bit weird that he'd "manage" an NUFC game then gan straight to Palace to be their new manager. Me head's all over the shop.

Not really excited anymore.

NO! NO! imagine there's no pardew it's easy if you try We must not hope. Stop hoping! :lol:

If it's true then I can't wait til they find out, especially with the shite he's got to work with there.

This, I've only been aware of the rumours for an hour and I'm fucking drained.

Whoever took that. Don't take any chances. Shoot him.

You can fuck off with him n'all you useless fucking ape.

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Just shat myself, cheers Lee.

:lol:

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Where's that thread on which manager we should get in, for when this inevitably happens?

I'd love to know the percentage of games we've won by 1 goal and how it compares to other sides during the time period / previous NUFC managers. Seems a lot.

His only use for some players is throwing them under the bus every once in a while, it's outrageous. The lineup is hilarious like. Selections and substitutions since that winning run show he hasn't learnt a thing like some were saying, he simply hadn't worked out how to put his own stamp on it and fuck it up.