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Alan Pardew and his fucking left backs, man. He's ill.

Balls, forgot this week as I was on hols. GW 6 Liverpool 2-1 Everton Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa Crystal Palace 1-1 Leicester Hull 0-2 Man City Man Utd 3-1 West Ham Southampton 2-0 QPR Sunderland 0-1 Swansea Arsenal 2-1 Spurs West Brom 0-0 Burnley Stoke 2-1 Newcastle

Aye, me brother's one of the soundest lads going, thanks for confirming that. How the fuck you managed to squeeze "I don't do drugs" in there I dunno. Nee idea what to say about all the rest. We all make big sacrifices we don't want to for NUFC, spending time and money that would be better spent elsewhere.

Fucking hate Hans' sister like.

Few more games and I'll be tempted to leave them to it tbh. So many thick cunts it's depressing.

We'll get him yet, he's fucked. 5 games in, 80% vs mediocre opposition and 3 points on the board. When relegation starts looking likely he's knackered. Only thing that could save him is Cisse and Aarons (if fit) blitzing it and getting us some wins.

Everything's coming up Ian W.

yes, I will never give a battered wife props for sticking by her abusive husband through thick and thin. Yes, but would you go on an domestic abuse internet forum and accuse battered wives of being spineless cunts? Hate to say it but this is an excellent point. Could there be a more typical Ian post?

That is fucking appalling.

We were mint man, lush football on the deck. Sorry I'll stop now, but can't quite believe that comment from GolfMag. It was a typical Pardew performance, completely listless as usual.

Same, baba. I haven't celebrated a Newcastle goal in the usual way for such a long time. Anything that buys this idiot time and reasons to be smug is a negative.

Is this serious? Not wanting to take mick, genuine question. I think we've been canny poor. Tiote and Cisse apart. It's Polic of course it's not. Yeah, this.

Not sure if that's possible, we were fucking amazing prior to Cisse coming on.

We've been fucking excellent today tbf, played really well.

dat spirit

Or dip into the clubs own money perhaps? Made £10m profit 2 years running and that's before the latest accounts where we'll have raked it in.

We woz undone boi 2 wondergoals todoi.

It's going canny well like, it has to be said. Who knows, a bit of magic and we might get a draw at home to Hull. Will barely be able to sleep with the excitement if so.

Such a shame, we were playing really well.

Geet in.

Golfmag. Fucking comical.

Fucking this. Deeply disappointing how the vast majority continue to sit on their hands. I know signs were taken off people, but where is the chanting and the vitriol a la So'ton last week?

Really?!

We'll see. We've been here before though, I don't want to be staying up geet late all the time.