Interpolic

Please, somebody deploy the brummie signal.

Every fucking year Chelsea's cup draws in the early stages are a piece of piss.

He's fucking unbearable at the minute.

My usual response would be "We are shit every game anyway, why not see a bit of entertainment from a genuinely talented attacker?", responses generally include the words "thick and thin", "been worse", "the 80s", "McKeag", "lazy bastard", "always been trouble", etc. I'm trying not to post on there anymore, although there are some good contributors there are just as many insufferably thick superfan twats.

I was basically paraphrasing many of the views on True Faith's Faceys page. You don't want to go on there if you don't like hearing stuff like that.

The other players hate him - morale would be wiped out and we'd start playing poorly.

He's a fucking class manager tbf.

Palace fan at my work is, says he'd rather he was made manager.

Swansea-Everton's a canny tie.

Me too, SE20 resident! lol mugs Haven't been to Selhurst yet, good opportunity. Fully expect the game to be a massive abortion (not a reference to your daughter). Erm, what.

Me too, SE20 resident! lol mugs

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't, Mick.

Mentions Obertan. Man Utd fans must have been nasty to him.

I was born in North Shields.

People are too quick to forget "the success here" when they're slagging off the manager's negative outlook on every topic under the sun, mind.

Terrified of Palace as well.

Still going on like they're Bayern Munich. Shameless.

What a load of absolute bollocks.

"My cup record's been the subject of some criticism which I think is a bit unfair, given the success we've had here. Well we've proven a few people wrong tonight". He's got the fucking nerve to say literally anything he fancies at this point.

As if.

Done, son.

I wonder what percentage of games have been eye-bleedingly tedious over the course of his almost 4 years. Difficult to measure I suppose, but it feels very high.

Atmosphere sounds so fucking intimidating like.

Fucking shite. Why wouldn't he start Perez or Ferreyra? Moron.

3. Handwritten A4 signs are more likely to get on telly.