Interpolic

Aye, I fucking hate that. To go from embroidered to stitch-on to stick-on is pathetic.

Really proud of my ninja pun.

De Jong Siems like a bit of a ledge.

That is fucking hilarious.

I did feel a bit daft having to tell Craig my username yesterday. Wish "Neil" wasn't taken sometimes. Bloody Neil.

Concussion Ultras.

This, if I turn up. I'll provide the shaving foam for FKs, got loads of the stuff and it never gets used.

I am up in Newcastle the week before actually and am just starting a new job soon (so holiday's tricky, as is money), so it's possibly a bit unlikely personally, sorry. However will keep in the loop and come if I can. Great idea and I'm sure his family and friends will be chuffed with whatever's arranged in Jon's name.

Yep, ridiculous.

Isn't the alternative ? Suppose he could keep a dignified silence instead of bigging up all of the owner's decisions.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3968676.ece/alternates/s615/Newcastle-United-Sign-Facundo-Ferreyra.jpg Jesus Christ, it's Kid Icarus!

Definitely too funny for bimpy. Jack Flash I reckon.

:lol:

Wow.

Have we played 433 since the season we finished 5th? Maybe we have, difficult to tell sometimes. Certainly haven't played it enough since we don't have any wingers you'd really want to see in a 442.

How does Siem De Jong fit into that?

Love the mixed analogy of 'going home' and '£10m+' within the context of being in a club. Sorry yes, I sort of abandoned that halfway through.

I can't lie, I think I'd be a bit happier if he had really long hair.

Seems the strangest time possible to go home then, just when you are looking like the most viable option. Probably shit ourselves when we realised it might come off and we'd have to spend £10m+, in addition to whatever we've spent already. That's how it comes across, with the timing.

Congratulations.

I'd love to know whether people like this get any enjoyment whatsoever out of watching our games. That's my main problem with Pardew, the joyless nature of it all.

Giving kids a chance. This will be the last time we see them until the FA Cup 3rd round.