Interpolic

Pardew, not Wullie.

I think I definitely prefer him when he's depressed.

I reckon KaKa likes Lukaku.

So bad.

Even the away trips I'm sticking to London more and more, so there are minimal travel costs given where I live and I can get the match experience out of my system every now and then without giving money to the club.

All we have to do is win the league this year to keep "The Rise of Ashley" going and average 9th

Yep, there's something in that too.

I'm rapidly losing interest like, there's no doubt about it, however I reckon I'll do similar to last year. Watch (or in fact half-watch) all/most of our games on a stream and go to a handful of aways for the day out. The difference is that I'm definitely not getting that hung up on it anymore, it's quite a difficult club to be passionate about these days.

I think it's a cry for help.

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Must have missed Cisse and De Jong's transition into one-name celebrities. Honestly man, so shit. I put more effort into each and every one of my work emails and nobody even fucking reads them.

Parduous.

That will end up looking a fucking rip-off like. Canny player but wouldn't you say he's at a similar level to Remy Cabella, yet they paid 3 times the price? Yes, I know they're different players with different qualities.

But with some of the money we got Ba (sold at £7m profit ), Cabaye (sold at £15m profit ), Santon (has stagnated but we might get our money back one day ), Marveaux (now out on loan, not paying him any wages ). And, erm, Obertan and Cisse.

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Well had we kept him we'd currently have a total waster on the payroll Bit simplistic. How do you know that would have happened?

He was doing fine before Christmas in a run of games we won without conceding (m)any goals, before he was unceremoniously dropped, rarely to be seen at centre half again. I'm not surprised he hasn't settled or thrived, he's barely played. Bit of a theme here.

Oh go on, just admit it. You saw that team and thought "My God where's the tackle?!" You must purge yourself of the affliction. Okay I hold my hands up, sometimes when I read your posts I do sometimes think "My God where's the tackle?!" You are extremely cheeky. My football knowledge is very highly regarded on here, and you should embrace that also.

WTF, man.

No.

Agreed, his correct title should be "Wor Jackie." Piss off.

Can people please stop calling him Wor Jack, even if it's in jest?

Fair enough, was just a thought and I hadn't considered insurance, etc.

Sounds a bit cold saying it out loud but are the families OK in terms of covering the costs of the funeral etc? Because surely ensuring that is taken care of is a use for some of the money. Personal thing though, I know.