Interpolic

Howe: Enjoyed reading Inverting The Pyramid Bruce: Dinner plate looks like a fucking pyramid

Howe: obsessed with success Bruce: looks grotesque undressed

Howe: problem solver Bruce: problem eater

Howe: managerial nous Bruce: size of a house

Howe: deep dive everything Bruce: deep fried everything

Howe: learnt from Simeone Bruce: orders six calzones

Howe: type who loves details Bruce: type 2 diabetes

"Hope we can come back after the break even better" What a mad cunt

Chelsea are such a boring side.

BRB gonna have a little cry

#AnnounceHoweMOTMpls

If Wilson is out that's a big blow, probably the difference between winning and not winning. The drop-off from him/Isak to Wood as a starter is vast.

Surely POTM and MOTM will be announced today? On the official site it said sometime this week?

Had a bolt of inspiration and here is the new Jacob Murphy song sorted:

Man City Liverpool! And we play Bournemouth at home

would be even more dreary than the Joelinton song

My main concerns with Howe were his defensive record and somewhat underwhelming signings at Bournemouth. He's clearly worked on the former and the latter was probably all about context. Otherwise was very excited to see him coming in, more so than Emery who I had fears about after he had failed at Arsenal.

NEEK POPE

He's human, lads. Confirmed.

Doesn't look like it. Do SSN show the goals as they go in?

cheers mate, think he's loving it so much now after so many years of shite he wants to go to as many games as possible but isn't online or that good at admin type stuff in general these days. I'll give the ticket office a ring to check, thanks.

This? https://dean-magazine.ghost.io/archive/the-cold-dead-world-of-the-extremely-online-liverpool-fan/

Ah cool cheers. Wonder when the manager award is announced too. That was the one I was most sure of, of the 3.