Interpolic

FFS Dave, no more shenanigans, this is very important.

Know nowt about him but doesnt seem to get many assists? Just 5/6 in the league from his last 90+ games. We could do with some creativity, we already have a strong finisher we cant get near the ball. Something we are seriously lacking, is a goal threat down the left. Jonas is so poor attacking wise, i'm certain a lot of managers will have a decent RB who they will know will be able to deal with him easily. It wasn't that long ago Jonas and Enrique were our primary force going forward, making our left side very dangerous. 4 years ago in the Championship. How relevant. It's barely 2 years since Enrique left. Not that it matters, my point being: for all his limitations, when used correctly Jonas can be dangerous. Just needs the right partner and the right system. I don't think you can play him as a winger anymore, he can't beat a man.

Yo Debuchy.

They must surely only be delivering at half time, would be mental otherwise. I suppose it's a way to increase revenue if they think that there are people taking a look at the food queue and thinking "Fuck that". Not sure where it fits in with the alcohol thing though.

Don't even know what it is I'm getting the blame for Ah reet. I suspected you were responsible for this debacle: http://i.imgur.com/N94LhDi.jpg

Yeah, really grateful. Fucking idiot. Taylor's a spanner but I really don't know what the players are expected to say when being quizzed about a kit. Especially a fucking horror show like ours. Yeah, fair enough, I just don't like the subtext about the black and white stripes. That should be a given. Just say it's comfy and makes you feel sexy or something.

Sem nailed it, tbh. We're either doom and gloom assholes, or we're spot on and down. Fucking thing. It'll be interesting man, if we have an up-and-down season then I think it'll sort of even itself out and the 2 tables won't be far off each other. When we win a game or 2 the confidence comes flooding back and the opposite happens when we're on a bad run. Where do we vote? I'd like to be a part of the experiment. Pre-match threads. Hmmm Kaizero, I dunno but thanks for the offer. It sounds like more work and I don't want to get in the position where I'm not updating the table, which will happen.

Sem nailed it, tbh. We're either doom and gloom assholes, or we're spot on and down. Fucking thing. It'll be interesting man, if we have an up-and-down season then I think it'll sort of even itself out and the 2 tables won't be far off each other. When we win a game or 2 the confidence comes flooding back and the opposite happens when we're on a bad run.

Aye fair comment but there's not really any way around it short of getting votes for each game. You could take the consensus from what people think in the prediction league. Interesting thread though. I had considered that but then I realised that I already have a full time job. I think we just need to assume that every other game goes as God intended, we might have a vested interest but it's not our team so we're not tied up to the extent we're making predictions. PS Moke and Tex Mex R Emos.

I'm not sure tbh, we're all at a bit of a low ebb at the minute but I'm sure last season there were loads of games where the expectation was that we would win, and we... erm... lost, so hang on - what was I getting at again?

Will be funny if this goes tits up and loads of fat cunts in the ground kick off.

Aye fair comment but there's not really any way around it short of getting votes for each game. It's more about expectations for our own fixtures than any of the other games.

Me prattling on: After GW20, 9 points and 2 places better off than predicted by the Emos at N-O: http://imgur.com/YFIJUnN.jpg Previous game weeks: Limitations:

WTF. Why?

Yeah, really grateful. Fucking idiot.

Disco for manager. As a bonus, he looks foreign.

That's what she said.

No, you carry on, this beats the transfer patter.

Ian calling others wilfully thick.

I have to use my spare time to do that, I'm jealous.

If this situation was on Catchphrase the answer would be "Crazy Golf". "That's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"

been saying this all summer.

It's just a job to these guys, simples Well I've got a face like a smacked arse when I've had a shocker at work, so it's even worse. I get your frustration, I'm exactly the same in work, bad day, bad mood for me, but I guess when you're being paid squillions of pounds you just get to a point were you've other more interesting dilemmas, than being pissed off a bit. Should I really buy that yacht? Wonder if I saved for a bit could I buy an island somewhere? etc etc. It's a fair angle tbh but you'd think that a person that works 20 hours a week in a career that spans about 15 years on average would care a bit more.

It's just a job to these guys, simples Well I've got a face like a smacked arse when I've had a shocker at work, so it's even worse.

Ben Arfa needs to stop looking like he loves life after we've been mauled.