Interpolic

It is hilarious actually, he's waving his players around like they're cheap whores that he's hoping haven't been forgotten about one day, then a few days later he's kicking off because he doesn't like the timing of the interest or the size of the bid. Maybe we wouldn't have teams bidding for our best players on matchday if you weren't always trying to flog them in public you fucking pleb.

I can't believe he's going on about Ba.

There'd be a less defeatist attitude from JFK. I agree, it's a horribly depressing situation though. As Pardew keeps on telling us.

I'd rather have Kinnear at this point, Pardew offers us nothing so it's not like we're giving anything up.

Go away, Ian.

Sorry, like I said I just needed to sample the excitement that would occur. Cheered me up slightly, living in a dreamworld for a few seconds.

I'd say I'm a 5, the club has been on a downer for the best part of 12 months but we might do better than 4 or 5 other teams, particularly if we fluke out and get a proper manager in. The worry has basically continued from last season mind which is, erm, worrying.

The rubbish about us playing well until the sending off is another excuse as well, as it implies we were still in the game but the red card ruined our chances. He can never just hold his hands up and say we were crap and need to sort it out in the coming games, it's always someone else's fault - this time the ref's and Arsenal's.

Dear NUFC, make me start caring again instead of being embarrassed, k thx bai.

If N-O had been as enthusiastic about this predictions league vs real league thing as me then you'd have all not been that arsed about this at all, alas no - we are all wallowing in misery, AGAIN.

He's a fucking manic depressive.

He is. It's a fucking disgrace. I'm sat here pretty much shaking with rage. Pardew must have nothing but shit for brains. Really? Anita or Marveaux (or "Matchbox" as my predictive text likes to call him) starting was never gonna happen man. Get used to having a fucking Emo in charge and take the small mercies that Dummet isn't playing left wing.

Canny team imo, best team you could hope for in the circumstances, part of the circumstances being that Pardew never starts Marveaux or Anita.

I will still try to make something visual out of this mess. (Will probs just be a picture of one of the mods with a knob drawn on their head).

Yep not bothered about the offer, but trying to buy players on the day of the game is well to say it lacks class is an understatement. Maybe the news just broke today, who knows?

Come off it, sorry. Nailed on to turn them down now. "Zees offer, it iz too low, what does Wenger think I am, a peasant? Aaz ee not seen my floated corners into zee box? Fuck it, I am staying".

Come off it, sorry.

Fucking hate this season again, cheers mods.

WTF! I'm sensing sabotage!

There you go mate. Can't see owt cos I'm on Tapatalk but cheers I think.

The start of the season is a time for hope, looks like you've got yours. Exactly, I'm up aheight about 13/14 now.

Leave the table to me, I work in data you daft fuckers and the thought has galvanised me for the coming season.

Plus the match thread gets closed before the game doesn't it? Means the votes will always be made before the game.

Erm don't look at the table then, I'd personally like to see a real table vs an N-O expectations table.

will probably be overwhelmingly everyone thinks we'll lose every week but hey sounds good to me Really good idea IMO, maybe split it into win by 1 goal / 2 goals / 3 goals +, etc. Would be interesting to see and maybe even plot against the real table. Well volunteered. I'll happily keep a record of it and post the latest table week to week, I obviously can't add a poll to each match thread though. FWIW I reckon the options should be draw / win by 1/2/3+ / lose by 1/2/3+.