Interpolic

You wrote the book on bland, you fucking megacunt. (Not you, Alan).

That's more like it.

That's more like it.

It's dreamy but I like the prospect of Neymar & Messi v Suarez & CRonaldo. 3 of the worlds best and a Brazilian who hopefully can be as good as the others if not better than the portuguese and uruguayan one. Is Neymar a t***? There's a beautiful symmetry to the whole thing if he's an alright lad. On the field he is, but nothing like Suarez. More that he loves to humiliate the opposition and dive a fair bit. However, he's an extremely humble guy off the pitch if you only listen to him and don't look at him and his cuntish hairstyle. He's very mature for his age off the pitch and comes across as a genuine guy in interviews. As I said though, on the pitch he can be an extreme c*** but never in a malicious way like Suarez biting I'm always enlightened to hear every single Brazilian footballer/person is such a pillar of society and all-round good egg, keep the descriptions coming. Yeah, because that is exactly the way I've described players like Deco, Ronaldinho, Adriano (the fat one), Luis Fabiano, Dani Alves, Marcelo, Pepe and many others. And also what society do you live in if players that come across as cunts in their professional life are considered pillar of society? Well done IP. Shame on you. Sorry, I thought I'd noticed a trend as I haven't seen any of those character assassinations. If I can call Sting a cunt then you should be capable of similar, that's all I was saying. If you've called a few Brazilians twats then fair enough, soz.

It's dreamy but I like the prospect of Neymar & Messi v Suarez & CRonaldo. 3 of the worlds best and a Brazilian who hopefully can be as good as the others if not better than the portuguese and uruguayan one. Is Neymar a t***? There's a beautiful symmetry to the whole thing if he's an alright lad. On the field he is, but nothing like Suarez. More that he loves to humiliate the opposition and dive a fair bit. However, he's an extremely humble guy off the pitch if you only listen to him and don't look at him and his cuntish hairstyle. He's very mature for his age off the pitch and comes across as a genuine guy in interviews. As I said though, on the pitch he can be an extreme cunt but never in a malicious way like Suarez biting I'm always enlightened to hear every single Brazilian footballer/person is such a pillar of society and all-round good egg, keep the descriptions coming.

Same on all counts, they've been close to relegation the last couple of years too. Was wondering what happened to Darren Ambrose and he only played 6 games for Birmingham this year, not sure what happened there.

Come on.

Incredible, he'd have even been better off letting him ghost past him.

What a pen.

Watford all over the shop.

Know a nice Palace fan at my work, been checking in with him all season as to how they're doing.

Personally I think Sewelly does it more often, although he's more of a dick than a wanker IMO. Cheers m8

Going to start collating screengrabs of the Pardew thread names, just for a laugh. This is a good start.

I'm not being funny, if that's real then I don't know what to say. I thoroughly disagree with almost every single point there.

Can't be real.

Tyson's face did it. Night.

Contrast it to the "we're shit... and we're sick of it" chants a few months into Allardyce's tenure and it's difficult to pinpoint why it didn't happen other than fan apathy and good grace due to last year's finish.

The EPL is fucking shit if this is true. It's not. http://i.imgur.com/dfZZS1N.png Our -27 GD in those last 15 games is also only bested by Reading. So he's just a fucking liar, then. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814_1368156833.gif

That was Microsoft so it was understandable since they push Bing and all the rest of it. I now work for a smaller company but they're being knobs so I started sorting my CV out earlier on then ended up back here. What's Liam Neeson doing on my TV Rich, I've never even heard of The Other Man.

Erm no, but also I'm usually not up at this time these days. Had an awful work day today and they don't deserve me being 100% tomorrow, the arseholes. Just to clarify, I don't work for NUFC.

He seems to think the vast majority of other people have a problem with amnesia, so he's struck lucky in that respect. Wahey, it's talk as much shite as you like day! And it's every day! Nobody remembers! Go nuts!

The EPL is fucking shit if this is true. It's not. http://i.imgur.com/dfZZS1N.png Oh, that is odd...