Interpolic

not happy about this like

People will mock this but it's completely true. Pardew's mismanagement last season is now costing us our best players, this is what we feared after finishing as low as we did. I just get the impression the Pardew factor is going to hit us with full effect now and we're just going to build a woeful side. That might be me being over negative after last season but we'll wait and see. People can mock all they like, but it's been blatantly obvious for the last year. We didn't invest, I complained and got mocked because we finished 5th. We didn't sack a manager who was either going to relegate us, or keep us up by the skin of our teeth with bullshit tactics and woeful football. I complained, got mocked at Christmas time for saying the writing was on the wall. We survive, players disillusioned, they leave, leaving us with Alan fucking Pardew and a low to mid table club. If we'd just invested, or brought in someone decent to replace him and acknowledge that a train wreck of a season was unacceptable, then fine. But Christ, this club is in serious trouble with Ashley and Dekka and Pardew circle-jerking in the boardroom and cleaning up with big piles of transfer money cash. A lot of people have been mocked, they'll be mocked again pretty sharpish. Honestly, give it 10 minutes, Ashley, Llambias and Pardew will be in the right again somehow here.

How much is he going for then? Wullie calm down mate, there'll be a few people on here soon to soothe you with some talk about you overreacting.

Fucking yuck. What a tacky, horrible little club we are.

He's turning into N-O's Dr Evil.

Hope the summer never ends. But it will I reckon.

Always my first thought when I read the word "egregious" too.

Wonder what the fall-out would be if we were sponsored by Arse Tickler's Faggots Fan Club instead.

Wat? I would leave because of pardew... :lol: Pardew probably calls cash "Wonga" in day-to-day life and the fact it'll be a constant reminder of the gobshite who manages him is the straw that's broken the camel's back for Cisse. Wasn't a problem with Virgin as Pardew's definitely not a virgin (as he shags players' wives) or Northern Rock as Pardew's neither Northern, or an actual rock. Wey, that's my theory anyway.

Again FFS?

If he wasn't offside so much last season and had scored 10 more goals, many more would back him too.

What about his family as well? I best not comment any further. Why? I was just saying he might be under pressure from his family members back home, is another reason for his viewpoint. You both have very pertinent points. It feels almost as if we don't know 100% of things that go on behind the scenes at NUFC. Very troubling. Could do with a few more ITKs really.

What about his family as well? I best not comment any further. Why? I was just saying he might be under pressure from his family members back home, is another reason for his viewpoint. You both have very pertinent points. It feels almost as if we don't know 100% of things that go on behind the scenes at NUFC. Very troubling. Could do with a few more ITKs really.

I can't get my fucking head around it, is he saying there's a conspiracy or something? Recurring numbers are the work of the devil? Fuck knas, it's beyond my intellect, that's for sure.

Where is the 0.1%? There is no 0.1%, as the .3 in 33.3% is a recurring number. 33.3% +33.3% + 33.3% = 99.9% My mind is blown Just showing there is a 0.1% but people are ignorant to it so dismiss it by answering it does not exist. What in the name of fucking God? You're mad yee like, it's a recurring theme.

He's a fucking muppet. It's painful watching him dive, cheat and moan throughout every game and I can't wait to see the back of him.

Were you monitoring him?

Would be surprised to see us to go into next season with Coloccini, Mbiwa, Taylor and Douglas in the squad. That's a lot of outlay on one position.

Everything's going to be fucking mint man, stop moaning.

All the other threads are only for stick-your-head-in-the-sand, almost mentally insane positivity then. Right.

Obertan will never make the grade at Newcastle, if he's on even mediocre money it's a waste. Don't get me wrong, Obertan is a waste of time. But he's also one of the only true wide players with pace we have at the moment. It's pathetic. I'd have no real issues with keeping him in the squad providing he was at least third choice, or something. It'd just be nice to have a big squad for a change. That being said, if someone was daft enough to give us what we paid, it'd be no great loss. I've lost my patience with him now, he barely even broke into the side last season despite us really needing his width. Time to cut our losses IMO.

Obertan will never make the grade at Newcastle, if he's on even mediocre money it's a waste.

Would be shocked if it wasn't.

We'll be totally knackered if we don't invest in the wide positions in addition to upfront, we've been short of quality there for a while and the situation is getting worse despite the purchase of Gouffran.

Carr and Butt didn't seem like Bobby Robson signings at all, it was as if they were signed as a reaction to the perception that much of the squad was too young and mischievous. Kluivert was a bit more like it due to his calibre but even then I wouldn't be surprised if Robson was more keen to buy a younger player.