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That's not actually Gazza on the right, just looks like him.

Number of excuses he's already got lined up for this season before a ball's been kicked (Kinnear, players not used to not being in Europe, Andy Murray raising Newcastle fans' expectations, the Alan Partridge film being released in early August just when pre-season was taking shape). This been on here yet btw?: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-determined-hold-newcastle-5065722

I think people are giving Pardew a bit too much credit with this fitness stuff. The amount of minutes Marveaux was on the pitch versus how many he was available for (which was the vast, vast majority) was criminal. I'm not saying he should have played 90 minutes every week but he sat on the bench for weeks at a time in a few instances, while vastly inferior players were out on the pitch, playing like shit.

Although it irks more when it develops into a warped sense of self importance, it's almost as if people are trying to fill the void left when Ronaldo started behaving like a decent human being.

Dear Mr Dilkington...

My Norwich fan mate mentioned that to me the other week actually, think it was mainly based on the betting odds on his next destination though.

Bastards.

His 30-minute+ appearances are reserved only for Carling Cup games (sure he played 120 at Forest ). He did, I was there. Fucking ridiculous. He was keeling over.

He never gets injured these days, he might struggle to last 90 minutes but that's slightly different. Wouldn't be surprised to see him go at all.

The current SD place on Oxford Street is pretty small and a bit of a dump, that's a massive upgrade for them. Rent must be enormous.

We were definitely linked with him that summer, ended up getting Enrique instead.

Is that seriously not Lee Clark in a wig on the left?

Reads like the lyrics of a Pharrell Williams song.

http://media.tumblr.com/32862773b9361b972e639842c7ea52bb/tumblr_inline_mgvrl4QQKK1rqojx8.gif

Zouma was in the papers the other day expressing his delight that Chelsea were interested in him btw. Those who want him should hope he's a "more the merrier" type.

Good luck with that, Udinese are the Porto of Italy they will try and bleed anyone dry for their prized assets. I'm mates with Al Moody IRL and he has nothing to do with incoming transfers at NUFC, despite any claims he may have made otherwise.

Bold Toss Sport.

We don't need to spend 13m on a centre half, stop pissing the club's money away you fat oaf.

It's almost as if you always manage to be behind whatever Ashley's up to at any given time, without ever going to the trouble of criticising any past decisions in any detail. Is Mr Mort your dad or summink? I think you'll find the times people feel the need to look at it from the other side (which apparently grinds your gears something rotten) is precisely because someone hasn't gone to the trouble of criticising past decisions in any detail beyond 'he's a nonsensical cnut'. Oh, and I'm proper loving his latest stunt by the way. Totally behind it. I just find the comment strange, how come you weren't crying out for a Director of Football when the lawyer was in charge, or when the casino owner was in charge?

Full of emo kids this place at times Emo or not he's right. Really? Show me one shred of evidence that we are 'looking at Darren Bent' I mean actual evidence not a quoteless article in the Daily Planet. Edit: Is there a website that lists every PL transfer so far? Just want to see how 15 clubs have pushed ahead of us so far. Do you get any pleasure whatsoever from posting on this forum? None at all obviously. Theres a rumour going round that 1/2 threads arent the entire forum but thats more crazy talk i think. If you dont like what i post you can always put me on ignore rather than read it. So hilariously confrontational with every single post, ever. Thanks for the input. Any offerings to NUFC rumours or you just here to drag the thread completely off topic? Nah I was just letting you know that you come across as having the temperament of a sexually frustrated serial killer in case it was of any help to you, carry on with your fruitful discussion regarding NUFC transfers.

Full of emo kids this place at times Emo or not he's right. Really? Show me one shred of evidence that we are 'looking at Darren Bent' I mean actual evidence not a quoteless article in the Daily Planet. Edit: Is there a website that lists every PL transfer so far? Just want to see how 15 clubs have pushed ahead of us so far. Do you get any pleasure whatsoever from posting on this forum? None at all obviously. Theres a rumour going round that 1/2 threads arent the entire forum but thats more crazy talk i think. If you dont like what i post you can always put me on ignore rather than read it. So hilariously confrontational with every single post, ever.

Full of emo kids this place at times Emo or not he's right. Really? Show me one shred of evidence that we are 'looking at Darren Bent' I mean actual evidence not a quoteless article in the Daily Planet. Edit: Is there a website that lists every PL transfer so far? Just want to see how 15 clubs have pushed ahead of us so far. Do you get any pleasure whatsoever from posting on this forum?

It's almost as if you always manage to be behind whatever Ashley's up to at any given time, without ever going to the trouble of criticising any past decisions in any detail.

Don't risk fucking this up, NUFC. Pay for his airfare and get him over there sharpish. Offer to send out hats to him on a regular basis during the course of his contract.

Agreed. Why didn't this happen then? You both sounded so certain!