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He looked good for 5 minutes and awful for the rest, playing like an absolute fucking meathead. Clattering into players, holding on to the ball for far too long in ways where he could have cost us a goal. Absolute div of a player at times, it's embarrassing. And I'd been pining for him to come on today as well.

I thought it was a harder chance than you're giving it credit for because of the angle it came in at, I've shouted "Cisse, man!" at the telly lots of times in recent months but didn't on this occasion. It's not always as simple as saying he was unmarked, therefore he should have scored. At the time I actually thought it was a difficult header to the degree he should have tried to jump higher and chest it down, not sure if it would have worked mind.

Bent and Defoe are notorious for giving a team goals and nothing else, sometimes at the detriment of the team. I rate both really highly as goalscorers and always have done but would agree with that general assessment. If you watched Cisse in that 433 last season and choose to put him in the same bracket then you need your head checked.

You might as well put an asterisk next to one match, every single week. You'll get 11 points more often than not, and not risk just getting 1 or 2 for the sake of getting 12 or 13. It would probably be better if the scoring was that you gained 10 points and lost 15 or something. I dunno, it's not broke so I don't get this.

Beren man, what you doing mate?

2nd half performance is very rarely anywhere near as good as the first, which needs to be addressed. Really suspect it's tactics-related.

Yep.

Someone's switched Tiote on to knacker mode again.

He's had no service whatsoever. He's wasted the ball a lot when he's had it like. Sissoko not near enough to him this week though.

Would have been nice to have seen us go for it 2nd half, 2 weeks in a row is obviously asking too much though. Have tried to eke out a draw again here IMO.

Sounds like a fucking magician, The Great Marvoo.

Turbanator warming up.

Speculate doctors?

Our club is cursed.

Jonas seems a proper smashing bloke.

NUFC 3-2 @16/1.

Gouff's been manhandled multiple times and got nowt.

The Gouff, the Gouff, the Gouff is on fire!

Fucking Goufball, hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

That phrase "head it to where it came from" is hilariously stupid like, I'd have been perplexed if Cisse had headed that back to Coloccini.

That chant gets on my tits so much.

Liverpool are red Chelsea are blue Can't take these mental posts anymore Don't know about you

Oh no you didn't.

Very well put, there's a few like that on here except most of them don't make any sense whatsoever.