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Would take a series of horrendous managerial appointments for them to even drop out of the top 3 IMO. The infrastructure, income and reputation to players are all there, they're on another planet to most other clubs in that respect. Don't they bring in more than 4 times what we do in a year?

Keane's wrong, if that's dangerous play then a player can never swing his foot at the ball anywhere on the pitch for fear of another player coming from nowhere and being kicked in the face/chest/wherever.

Mentioning that night in Barcelona AGAIN. Fucking pleb. Aye. That's my full house in Tyldesley Bingo, right there. He's worse than Prince for mentioning 1999.

Mentioning that night in Barcelona AGAIN. Fucking pleb.

What a goal.

'Plebs' or, as otherwise known, a creative IP meeting at ITV. It looked fucking shite, leave me out of it.

Would be class if we could just watch a good match and for once not have competitions around who knows the most about football/whose cock is the biggest/who has the most encyclopedic knowledge of internet memes.

Not sure Wellbeck could have done much more with that, it looked like it bounced off him at high speed.

Oh good, RooneyCam.

Not sure how you can say that with any degree of certainty like.

GW29: Norwich 2-1 Southampton QPR 2-1 Sunderland Reading 1-1 Aston Villa West Brom 1-1 Swansea Newcastle 3-1 Stoke City Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham

Pick something cool please, cheers. http://finedininglovers.cdn.crosscast-system.com/BlogPost/xl_3931_hipster-TP.jpg

Ana man for folks sake.

Wew.

I'll back Culkin against Barton all day long, mind.

As me and Cajun are always saying, it's amazing (if) he's not a pisshead.

I'm joking, I just mean I'd be amazed if Justice Beaver is involved or has ever heard of Joey Barton.

Who started it?

Think he'll be alright in the long run. Needs to just sometimes not smash it. Agree, if we can have a less farcial time of it next year with him not being the one and only choice up front (and being played in his preferred position when he does play) then I'd back him to play well and get 15+ goals, no worries.

My main worry is that he's not the type to grab a team by the scruff of the neck and lead from the front in a struggling side, but he just doesn't seem that type of player. If we can go on a winning run again then I'm confident he'll play his part in it, chipping in with goals and intelligent all-round play and movement.

He looked a smashing player when we played 3 up top last season, his all-round game was unquestionably very good IMO. This idea that he can only score spectacular goals is rubbish as well, he's an instinctive finisher which will often have you wondering "How did he do that?" but he can score any type of goal including tap-ins and easy chances. I've still got every faith in him, he/we could do with some genuine competition for his place though. Has had a bad time of it but he'll be OK.

Plus, I can't say I saw much of Cisse before he joined us but I did watch a few of those compilation things and there's no way he's only scored spectacular goals over the course of his career. Thought we were getting an Andy Cole style fox-in-the-box when we signed him, looked every bit a great short-range finisher above all else. They didn't show him missing the target and being 4 miles offside on these videos though.

He's got 2 goals in 5 league starts since the new players came in, and should have had a couple of cup goals but for some awful officiating. I think he'll be alright and will score at least 1 in 2 for the rest of the season. Could do with another Gouffran type mind, it's daft that our "forward line" includes Jonas.

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Yes, with their massive potential attacking threats like Routledge and Nathan Dyer, it's best to play safe obviously. Especially since they move it around so well just by chance probably. Start making sense please. Such a horrifically bad poster.