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Think we might smash these, you know. 3-1.

Can't see Pardew playing Anita or Marveaux instead of Tiote or Perch in many/any games.

I've been singing it to myself for an hour, it's fine.

He won't be brilliant if he tries to do it all on his own and picks up a booking every week. You'd hope that won't be the case though.

I don't think the guy can run a midfield on his own but think there's every chance he can come back to form with the new personnel around him. Needs to keep it simple and stop playing like a moron though.

That's an obscene finish.

Loads like his goal against West Ham in the cup final.

Gonna put this in here as well, would love it to get sung at the match.

Cos he's a fucking cunt?

Hmm, looked a pen to me. OK, maybe not. Oh hang on, maybe.

Looks like a fucking Charlie Chaplin film.

(To the tune of It's Tricky by Run DMC): Mathieu, What a guy, He's proper class, His mate's Cabaye. DEBUCHY! DEBUCHY-BUCHY-BUCHY-BUCHY! Quite proud of that.

That was good.

Jesus Christ, Dave.

Still absolutely thrilled about the win today. This is the best NUFC/Pardew performance since when, do you think? Chelsea away last year? I think this was better, there was nothing fortuitous about today and Chelsea would have been lucky to scrape a draw. Man Utd at home last year was probably a touch better.

No, drink your Sex On The Beach and shut the fuck up.

It was a fairly simple photoshop tbh, good creativity mind. Neiled it.

We've genuinely just ordered cocktails.

I find it incredible that the fat waiter has came out with that one when Ramires could and should have been sent off just 5 minutes previous. That was a case of bad decisions evening themselves out, I thought it was a red card and a penalty.

Best player we've signed in a long time by the looks of it. Perfectly suited to the league, no adjustment required.

hamady baaawww Google translate: Hamady Ba @ hamadyba92 # Newcastle supporters soon forget huh. They're a bunch of absolute pricks.

Colo stood at the post stamping his heel and when Ba went to run onto the through ball BLAM with the sweet chin music.

If he doesn't try to be too clever then he does an acceptable/good job, basically.

:lol: Neiled it.

tbf maybe I'm lumping some of the outstandingly fickle shite I'm experiencing on Facebook with this forum and fans at large. But then the fickle shite on Facebook is fans at large isn't it... and I've had a fair few pints so I'm going to limit my input for the time being. Hooray Yawwwwwwwwwwwn.