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I wonder if we would have signed anyone this window if we were mid table, serious question. I'm delighted we've taken action like, was frightened to death we'd sit on our hands again. Good stuff, still lots of hard work to do on the pitch once these signings are all completed.

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks. If he's got 3 different teenage birds from Cramlington up the duff then this really is a serious situation. Particularly if he's done it over the course of 2 hours, seems like really reckless behaviour.

What if turns out that Pardew shat in Coloccini's hair spray? Would be bang out of order from Pardew, if it's true then it changes everything.

Wasn't that the Telegraph?

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I did basically gulp and do the face when I saw that.

Laptop aye, I will try your solution after I've silently moaned to myself for a few days hoping it will stop happening of its own accord.

Something I've noticed over the last few days and never before (might be a problem at my end, dunno): When I scroll up or down fairly quickly the screen goes all checky.

4 points. I'm basically Alan Curbishley.

Kick ballboys out of football.

The ball boy began to slip, he pushed him further to the floor, couldn't get it back then kicked him when the ball was out of sight. the kid rolls on the ball and wriggles about to stay there and stop him getting the ball, hazard then tries to kick the ball from under him. Yup. The stupid brat should never be allowed in a football ground again. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour and Swansea should be heavily fined, or kicked out the competition.

Oh good, we can add Swansea/Bradford to the list of shit clubs who have won a trophy since 1969. Mixed feelings though, because I of course wanted them to beat Chelsea.

Get this updated if necessary please. As it stands I don't know what to believe.

His punctuality's definitely improving like.

Is that him off sightseers? And the fans weren't booing the lads Ranger you absolute div. Making an apology without even understanding what he's done wrong.

Seems like a solid story, approximately nobody even talking about it on Twitter not to mention the total lack of sources.

Fair enough. As long as it's end of season and for at least £1million £1m?

They've got GIFs in Sunderland now, fucking hell.

I should fucking hope they're panicking, we're going down. They'll not waste money on shite though, they're tight as fuck. Doesn't sound like we've overpaid either. Hopefully these signings are the boost we so desperately need.

Will have to change it to "He's not Dame Judi Dench" then I suppose.

So what man, he fucked us up.

Fingers crossed they're willing to wait until the summer for their international footballer on the cheap. Cheeky fucking bastards.

It's getting to the stage where I'm getting a bit embarrassed, getting fuck-all every week atm.