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Don't really see what the problem is with that idea. Carroll's too dear, we have other targets. Of course the reality is that we're probably not going to sign anyone else at all, but I'm just saying.

I fucking love how simple Jose is. Would have him back in a shot, the daft cunt probably got conned into leaving, daft Spanish cunt.

I think it was just the stadium thing, which I'll admit I was never particularly bothered about. Ah OK, thanks for clarifying that you weren't thoroughly obnoxious about every NUFC issue then. Tbh I'm also a bit peeved but not as much as I'd have thought I'd have been. If you know what I mean. In other words I was very fucked off when we just signed Bowyer that summer, I was even very annoyed when we failed to sign a centre half in January just gone but I'm not that angry this time. Signings to push us on would be nice but as for quality cover, touch wood we seem to be just about getting away with it. It'll fall down like a house of cards at some point of course.

Didn't Otter used to run around the forum pointing and laughing at people who got narked at anything and weren't as cool and care-free as him? Or was that just the stadium-naming thing? Genuinely interested because he seems to be Ottering himself at the moment.

Carroll must be shit on this year's Football Manager or something.

He's finally seen sense.

Honestly, ban him.

Personal text updated.

More specifically, American mackems masquerading as former Liverpool-supporting Newcastle fans.

American mackems.

I can really identify tbh, because when Lee Clark signed for the mackems I hoped he did really well there because he was a Wallsend lad like me. Did I fuck.

Mike, it's 3am here. If you delete your last few posts you might just get away with this.

Most people on this board hate the vast majority of English players and want to see them all fail miserably.

Mike, you're a fucking joke mate. Give your head a shake.

I'm serious, with his budget he needs to be looking at somewhere a bit quieter if it bothers him so much.

I am, that occasion was really quite cunning.

Tooj loves people doing that.

Marveaux? He crossed my mind but I actually think he'd be a lot better in the midfield 3, not sure he could play that far forward. Who knows though.

Defenders who can put chances on a plate for a striker are one in a million tbf.

Johnson would have been handy for a 4-3-3, we only have Ba/Cisse/Ben Arfa/Shola/Obertan who could fit into the front 3 in that system. Not sure I buy into the idea that Johnson couldn't play on the left either, I think if you had him and HBA either side of Ba/Cisse switching wings then it would work very well.

Because it will be funny?

This marks the point that I've done a complete 180 on him, I used to say he'd be more viciously hated than Souness and now if he asked me for a rollie I'd give him all of my baccy, skins and filters and tell him to knock himself out.

This reminds me of when we played the mackems away once and my mate put a fiver on 8-1 Newcastle with Woodgate FGS. Only got 100/1 or something as well, such a waste of money.

Couldn't have endeared himself to me more.