Interpolic

Looks like Jose Enrique after a car crash.

Alan Par-2.

Villa are a far bigger draw though, this is going to be hilarious.

Why we're fucking around trying to sign this joker when Stephen Ward's available is beyond me.

brummie's called this spot-on like, can't wait to see who else O'Neill signs.

Definitely.

Anyone think we might play Jonas at full back more often if we've got 2 defensive midfielders to cover the defence? Krul/Santon-Taylor-Coloccini-Jonas/Anita-Tiote-Cabaye/Ben Arfa-Cisse-Ba looks pretty tasty to me.

Nope.

Anyone said this means Tiote is leaving yet?

Gigs in a toilet would be claustrophobic with 23 people + the band. Exactly, too crowded.

The day a band gets 23 fans is usually the day I cut off all ties with the sell-out cunts.

It's like a Star Wars convention out there.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, John Terry talks to referees more than I talk to my own family. Fucking hate Chelsea, they make me so angry.

Such a brilliant player.

Gameweek 1: 1: 3-0 2: 2-1 3: 2-1 4: 1-1 5: 1-2 6: 2-2 7: 2-1 8: 0-3 9: 4-1 10: 0-1 11: 3-0

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It's a pointless argument but if you took Yaya Toure away from Man City and gave him to Man Utd then I think they'd win the league no bother.

Doubt anyone would be raising an eyebrow or even questioning it if he was going to Man City for the same fee/wages, probably partly because they piss money up the wall constantly without it making any difference to them mind.

Frustrates the hell out of me that we finished above Chelsea so they just went and spunked up millions and we're most likely miles behind them again.

Reminds me of when we were linked with Kevin Phillips in the Chronicle when he played for Sunderland, I'd rather not have had him because I hated him but I thought it would be funny so was very keen for it to happen.

Maybe he'll start playing Rooney in central midfield more often?

The top clubs always "need" top players and it's not like Man Utd are that spoilt for options up front anyway.

Eh, how's it baffling? I don't get this. Man Utd trying to keep up with the likes of Man City and Chelsea so they sign last season's player of the year to help them on their way. Good fit for both sides if his fitness stays the way of last season and not the way of a lot of his career before that.

If we lose 5-0 to Spurs I'll change my username to Cocksnogger.