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The Man With No Brains

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The Crying Blame

A Flabby Mind

Fuck off, Mike Bassett.

Total mugs.

Fucking Barry Brexit with an obnoxious opinion on everything and an actual clue about nothing. Country's crawling with these unbearable wankers.

We've reached two 1/4 finals this year and played only 1 PL team. We almost lost to Newport in pens, had to go through a replay and ET vs Oxford. Progress works in mysterious ways.

Why do these people even bother posting that stuff? It's not even their own opinion, it's something they're parroting after hearing some other thick cunt on telly saying it. It's an utter waste of space.

I've never been more certain of a manager hanging on through below par results and performances until he gets his pay off than this pathetic little loser. It's what his entire career is built on.

The occasion was too big for the players.

Hope he's got nee batteries in the house on Christmas Day and has to wait til Boxing Day to play with his new toys.

Fingers crossed we go out here so I don't have to watch another one of these fucking games.

I wish these games were on right before bed, would really sort out my sleep issues. All of the energy has been drawn out of me here, again.

How exciting.

Well summed up, they're both fucking gross

Must be the easiest job in football these days. There's actually been a bit of money spent on the squad recently, we're historically a fairly big club and still there are absolutely fuck all expectations. Pick up a win a month and you're doing a grand job.

Pretty sure Ryder can't spell GDPR.

Hopefully there'll be no Steve Truce any time soon

The Fraser bit

It's incredible that these people who will completely disregard performances and obsess over results to support Bruce can't even see that the results are completely mediocre, even by recent Newcastle standards. Ashley has done such a number on this club.

Plucky performance from us so far, with a bit of luck we might get to HT all level.

A wanker who knows he's a wanker and broadcasts to the world he's a wanker is definitely far more honourable than a wanker who doesn't realise he's a wanker and pretends to the world he isn't a wanker. At least Pardew owned it.

Got patter like batter, this fat boring cunt.