Interpolic

Fucking hell, has he killed him?

Bruce's brilliant analytical mind will be telling him that it worked in London once this season so it might work again, with a bit of luck of course.

Why the fuck has he highlighted a game from last season as his preferred way of playing?? Presumably because that was literally the only bearable performance the entire season

cool Still chuffed the absolute wankers had to abandon their ppv model so quickly

Why? Cos a handful of people can get into some grounds? Hope not, would be daft.

Loves collecting weird little stats that make him sound better, this daft cunt. 2 of those games were against Everton and Southampton, and they were missing their best players. Twat.

it's the same "philosophy" Souness and Pardew had. Take no responsibility and say the players should be able to work it out themselves. Then gan radge when anyone asks what the point of them is then.

one of my first ever idols, had a couple of videos of his in our family house growing up and they got hammered. RIP

Thank god we have him keeping things real. Pretty much the only one in the media who does. What’s he said? We don’t expect CL football, just want our teams to compete Yeah along the lines of "Some people will tell you Newcastle fans demand Champions League football but they don't. Right now they'd like to see a shot on target after a dreadful first half".

Love Jake Humphrey

@Optimistic Nut https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/18/who-are-the-unofficial-premier-league-champions-football-the-knowledge

Haven't been able to trust the guy one bit since I noticed he is also a Waitrose on Finchley Road

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-barnes-newcastle-bruce-takeover-19277482 Add this plank to the shit list.

Jealous

All PL games now included in the usual subscriptions until at least the new year. Delighted they've fucked themselves over pointlessly for a shitload of terrible PR, and had to abandon the whole idea due to it being an unmitigated disaster. Wankers.

Ronaldo-esque

Proper fucking ironing board.

I miss drugs

Personally I think it if it was 100% dead in the water we would have a leak from somewhere saying so or even a statement from seller/club/buyer. But we have had a statement from the buyer. They stated "we have come to the decision to withdraw our interest in acquiring Newcastle United Football Club". I don't see how much more explicit they could be? This hasn't actually been made public. What's been made public is that Ashley has engaged QCs to potentially pursue the Premier League over the legitimacy of their non-approval of the takeover. These are two very, very different things. The latter does not require the consortium to still be involved or interested. Again, there's been absolutely nothing to suggest that the Saudis are still interested or pursuing this. Genuinely not a single morsel of evidence. The takeover attempt no longer exists, and there's no good reason beyond blind optimism to think otherwise. IMTTS =Is Mightier Than The Sword? Can't imagine who this is. Jesus, what a spot

Yeah, we'll pay again.

The guy's an utter wanker and always has been. My last memory of him before this was him sitting in Brazil co-commentating on an entertaining World Cup, moaning about literally the whole experience. The painfully unfunny cunt was sat there in any football fan's dream job, picking holes in everything from the defending on the pitch to the breakfast at his hotel. I'm glad he's so clearly very miserable as he deserves nothing better than that, the prick.

That's all downside tbh.

That the one on “France day”? Would have been ruled out for offside in the VAR world, probably would have caused a riot. Was that match aye.

Had forgotten that Cisse's 2nd against Chelsea prompted these weird noises from Steve Claridge I really liked Cisse's the following season at home to Southampton, gets forgotten as it wasn't amongst his initial flurry of goals but was an amazing hit and certainly in his top 3 or 4 for us I'd say.