Interpolic

Plucky performance from us so far, with a bit of luck we might get to HT all level.

A wanker who knows he's a wanker and broadcasts to the world he's a wanker is definitely far more honourable than a wanker who doesn't realise he's a wanker and pretends to the world he isn't a wanker. At least Pardew owned it.

Got patter like batter, this fat boring cunt.

Vardy is my favourite of the last few years. Like Disco I loved watching Overmars as well. Basically any sweaty pace fiend with end product is right up my street.

Henry

That game at Arsenal is one of my best memories as a Newcastle fan.

The only difference in the last 15 minutes was that Leeds started converting their many, many chances. So he's disappointed he wasn't lucky AF again this week.

He always does this sort of thing because that's the extent of his footballing intellect, the fat mess. Still according to him it's insulting to call him a crap manager.

Played shit, lost. Feel about as ambivalent as when we play shit and win or draw.

Went the whole of the 2010s without winning 3 PL games in a row and doubt it'll happen in the 2020s either.

Yeah, the fat pleb will say it was harsh though.

"We were still in the game after an hour against a fantastic Leeds side"

Wish this woman would stop telling me how thrilling the first half was.

Imagine walking into a doctors appointment and seeing that ticking time bomb was the doctor.

Hope he's in Tier 3 after expecting to be in Tier 2 and is really disappointed with the situation.

"Boo Like Millwall"

GTFI

Oh no, if we don't train then the players might not be able to string more than a couple of passes together.

He's right but he's still an emo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55121759 Emo Guardiola

Based on impact, #2 with Shearer 1st. Him and Robert took a team from midtable to the Champions League. He was dynamite for us. Didn't score enough goals and was injured too often but if you watched the games every week you knew he gave us that extra dimension nobody else could. Shankley used to say to Keegan at Liverpool, go out there and drop a few hand grenades - that's exactly the style Bellamy had, pressing from the front and causing mayhem with his pace. Class player.

Bruce will get them to run it off.

Nah that's pathetic. It's Steve Bruce ffs, managing us in 2020. Call it what it is.

He's half right there tbf.