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Scotland have just walked into a door in the premiere and split their head open, they're unconscious and on their way to casualty in an ambulance. Only hope now is if Megan Fox saw it and tracks them down to give them a sympathy shag. The chances are looking remote, and the girlfriend's changed the locks.

Scotland managed to sneak their way into the actual premiere and have got their eyes fixed firmly on Megan Fox. Unfortunately it seems that 2 of her entourage are looking at them suspiciously - if another couple get involved then they're finished and out the door. Meanwhile the wifey's texted "Where the fuck are you, I've heard you're trying to shag Megan Fox. Well 1. You've got nee chance, 2. I don't like that, 3. Don't come home you twat". It's not looking good and it will take a miracle to turn things around here.

Oh, I'll persist.

Scotland playing some decent stuff at times, they're at a Transformers premiere and they've managed to make eye contact with a freaked out Megan Fox. Still very unlikely and still a very long way to go, the girlfriend is also sort of on to it and will take a lot of misleading afterwards.

Fucking terrible predicament for Scotland this like, it's a bit like being told I'll give you a billion pounds but only if you go out and shag Megan Fox and also ensure your lass never finds out. Sort of. I know what I mean.

Guess plan A's out the window then.

Oh not this shit again. Everyone just fucking post what they like FFS, who cares.

What a horrible day that was. Got absolutely fucking battered, Man United fans were graceless cunts, it pissed it down as soon as the game ended, it took 4000 days to get home. My first trip to the dump that was/is Wembley. I remember that it was one of the minor things that made the 5-0 special at the time, the fact that we'd been humped 4-0 months earlier and bettered that result in a more meaningful game. Because the 4-0 did hurt like, they pissed all over us.

Guy to the left of "BarackObama" is the spit of Michael Stipe.

Wenger did a fantastic job to begin with but they've stagnated massively. They've always been a big club as well, amazes me when people try to suggest otherwise.

A fuck-up for all of Africa. Can't believe they're trying to get around it now, mind.

Ah man, just spotted this about the Man Utd match. Guess this means I can't see any matches when I'm back up for Christmas. Annoying.

3-0 Notts County. Standard's been piss poor but that was a nice finish.

People should start to randomly send jokes to the SJP to try and cheer him up like. Why didn't Ryan Taylor cross the road? Nee need, just went over the wall. http://images.teamtalk.com/08/01/218x298/Ryan_Taylor_630137.jpg Ah well.

Think he'd be quite pleased tbh.

12 players. Clueless.

FWIW I much prefer goal difference like.

Bit daft picking teams now imo, you just know certain players will have shite seasons / come to the fore before the tournament comes around. Rooney is such a div like, there aren't many easy games at these things and you need your best players.

"Long diags".

Love it how everyone on this forum's been forced to pack in the smack this weekend and are comforting themselves with the methadone that is Notts County versus Hartlepool on a Sunday afternoon.

Really? Have you been outside recently? It's a wonder a lot of people don't fall over more often, they probably think he's a good read and haven't even noticed the lack of accuracy.

Looks like he's wearing a Sameobi suit under his strip.

Have absolutely no idea where you're coming from Kris, really strange thing to say. Oh, is it a joke?

Still fucking buzzing like, going out on the drink now when otherwise I might not have bothered.