Interpolic

So embarrassing that, wow.

Could do worse than Tevez.

Hate Chelsea.

Hmmm, not sure if that's a pen or not.

He'd surely rather play on the wing than sit on the bench though?

I see, aye.

Why not? Seems like the curfew applies whether they're out on the drink or not. I just liked the bit about the rolling pins.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/995689/mario-balotelli-facing-fine-for-breaking-man-city-curfew-?campaign=rss&source=soccernet&cc=5739

Throw far, sweet Rory D?

Lush team, Stoke like.

This. Have HBA on the pitch ffs, infuriating that he didn't get the chance to test more limited opposition today. Just perplexed that he got no minutes today.

Was so fucking poor from Pardew today, big concern when we're in a bad spot and he's hindering us with mental decisions all over the shop. Was at the match and was fuming with him, why Ben Arfa didn't get on the pitch today I'll never know.

That was fucking shit. Defending for their goals was obviously awful but I'm pissed off with Pardew tonight - why the fuck did Ben Arfa not get on the pitch today? His subs were absolutely pathetic. We get someone sent off after 60 minutes and he brings his subs on after 80 mins like we're trying to close the game out, he's doing a good impression of a manager who hasn't got a fucking clue what he's doing.

Keep on getting an annoying feeling he'll start Lovenkrands again for some reason.

Love owt like this me. Reminiscent of Rafa's meltdown.

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.

Please ignore him this time.

Definitely. What did he say this time? Forgot actually, something pro-Man U. Tyldesley is clearly devastated that Man U are out. He said a Hail Mary as United lined up a set-piece. Seriously? What does he have to do before they kick him off television?

I feel this argument's progressed a great deal and we're just moments away from a conclusion.

Definitely. What did he say this time?

Wasn't Llambias quoted bragging that they only accepted after taking the whole fee in one whack, with interest the longer Liverpool delayed it? Wouldn't believe a word that c*** says tbh. Just seem to remember reading it was £30m and then another £5m for goals and appearances and the like, only reason I ask is that I was thinking that £5m may well not be forthcoming if that's the case. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-Andy-Carroll-cost-a-highly-unusual-30million-up-front-plus-25-of-any-sell-on-fee-as-Newcastle-played-hardball-on-transfer-deadline-day-article700813.html Hmm. Wait? You even have a 25% sell-on fee? Utterly mental It's pretty funny if you like laughing at Liverpool like - they have to sell him for nearly £47m just to make their money back.

Wasn't Llambias quoted bragging that they only accepted after taking the whole fee in one whack, with interest the longer Liverpool delayed it? Wouldn't believe a word that cunt says tbh. Just seem to remember reading it was £30m and then another £5m for goals and appearances and the like, only reason I ask is that I was thinking that £5m may well not be forthcoming if that's the case. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-Andy-Carroll-cost-a-highly-unusual-30million-up-front-plus-25-of-any-sell-on-fee-as-Newcastle-played-hardball-on-transfer-deadline-day-article700813.html Hmm.

How much of the fee was up front btw? Think I remember hearing at the time it was £30m up front and £5m add ons?

Not think they might try to throw loads of money at Spurs and Defoe for a loan move until the Euros?