Interpolic

What a weird fucking hat.

Fuck it, I'm whacking the last 20 minutes on again.

My mam and dad said it was dodgy as fuck. And they live in Wallsend.

That is fucking incredible from Bougherra. Ref's about to give him a red card so Bougherra holds the ref's hand down so he can't show it.

Come off it man, nobody in their right mind is going to bite at that.

Chelsea lad just leaned into him.

Beautiful backheel from Giggs, probably earned him another Player Of The Year award.

Expertly deflected wide by Vidic.

35 minutes ain't long enough to persuade Charlie to crack a smile, never mind make a life-altering decision.

Yeah, you'd think people regarded the N'Zogbia bid as a complete joke and the transfer had no chance of materialising or something. It was clearly serious. Ashley is so intent on rebuilding the squad he was willing to give big money to a man that absolutely hates him. Hmm, I'd never thought of it like that (for good reason like, but I appreciate the angle).

Yeah, you'd think people regarded the N'Zogbia bid as a complete joke and the transfer had no chance of materialising or something.

Thought that was about James at first (the first 4 words) Mid-sentence "eh, this can't be right", end of sentence "ohhhh".

I've said for ages that Arsenal would clean up if they had two top-class, experienced and influential players in their ranks, but Wenger refuses to buy them. Alan Hansen was right when he said you don't win anything with kids in the sense that that Man Utd team had a few players that had been playing at the top level for years. Wouldn't be at all surprised if this keeps on happening to Arsenal.

Hughes. Fucking radgee. What is it with the Welsh?

Shearer: "I played with Martins at Newcastle..." Erm, no you fucking didn't, Alan.

Lawrenson reminds me of this guy, just constantly sarcastic for no reason whatsoever. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alanpartridge/father-jessup.jpg

Lost more games with him in the side.

Can't handle this, what a knob, etc.

Fuck, he's a Chelsea fan.

That game was pretty unique for the 2 teams wearing away strips. Alex Mathie's goal. That was such an excellent game.

Chelsea at home, April 1994, was 10. Can just remember that it was 0-0, Chris Holland was playing right wing for us and that I was sitting on the wall at the front of the terraces right by the pitch. Have an abiding memory of the drop behind me being terrifying if I was to fall, but it might be the mind playing tricks. I've just checked and that was actually the only goalless draw we were involved in all season.

:lol: This is fucking killing me for some reason. I had to sig it, I was just watching it too much and it made sense.

Seriously man, watch his hands. It's like he gets an electric shock off whatever's in his other hand.

At the risk of ruining it...

I am seriously falling apart here.