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Too many ppl were worried about their decent results against equally shite teams tbh. Are you 2 fucking kidding me? Eh? I'm not discrediting our performance. West Ham are shite, we're playing well and rightfully winning. I know, man. But you're not just tempting fate - you've heard fate's gay and you're bent over with your kegs round your ankles shouting "Ride Me" in your best Andy Carroll voice. You know, a scenario that fate finds tempting. Apologies if that was a touch too descriptive, it's been a long day.

Too many ppl were worried about their decent results against equally shite teams tbh. Are you 2 fucking kidding me?

£1 on 3 different scorecasts with us winning 2-1 - FGS Lovenkrands, Nolan and Carlton Cole.

First bet in a while: Fulham, Man Utd-1, Blackpool-Birmingham draw. £3 pays £40.

Fuck, he'll be leaving on a Bosman before we know it.

Would be pointless. Just made-up rubbish that, iyam.

Is he really necessary? Would this skilful prick add anything to the team? I don't know why I'm trying to re-phrase it when it was really funny in the first place.

SSN says that the owners told them they'd bid £6.2m for Ronaldinho, and were prepared to increase their bid if necessary. Really giving Milan a reason to accept that bid then, fucking mentals.

Was going to say that straight away with it being ESPN.

Rob Lee? Close, but no. Keegan?

Love the Enrique one as well.

What a strange turn of phrase.

I've heard that he's a phenomenal public speaker, up there with the Ivory Coast's best. Nah, Nolan said he was a "quiet lad" but I don't know if that's because he hasn't got to grips with the language yet.

Probably because he's our best player, and we coped without him. Ohhhhhhhh, I get it.

Really pleased with the result. Thought we might regret missing so many chances, but Wigan weren't up to it at all and we were fairly solid. If we beat West Ham then I'll feel a hell of a lot better about our chances of staying up. Prior to today I was getting very tetchy.

Barton man.

Ahhh, close.

Quietly effective, will no doubt go unnoticed by the majority. Pretty sure the majority of his passes have been to/from his back four to maintain possession. Give it a rest acting superior all the time, it's fucking boring.

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Decent stop, Harper.

Bloody hell Shola.