Interpolic

FIVE!

Fock me, etc. Is that 3 of our lads that have scored a hatrick by January?

HAHAHA get the fuck in man, this is ace.

Commentators reduced to talking about scarves.

Yorkie and neesy1111111111111, I owe you an apology, so soz.

Get the fuck in!

That's how you score 2 goals before your 200th Premiership appearance, Carlton Cole.

Get the fuck in Best!

Too many ppl were worried about their decent results against equally shite teams tbh. Are you 2 fucking kidding me? Eh? I'm not discrediting our performance. West Ham are shite, we're playing well and rightfully winning. I know, man. But you're not just tempting fate - you've heard fate's gay and you're bent over with your kegs round your ankles shouting "Ride Me" in your best Andy Carroll voice. You know, a scenario that fate finds tempting. Apologies if that was a touch too descriptive, it's been a long day.

Too many ppl were worried about their decent results against equally shite teams tbh. Are you 2 fucking kidding me?

£1 on 3 different scorecasts with us winning 2-1 - FGS Lovenkrands, Nolan and Carlton Cole.

First bet in a while: Fulham, Man Utd-1, Blackpool-Birmingham draw. £3 pays £40.

Fuck, he'll be leaving on a Bosman before we know it.

Would be pointless. Just made-up rubbish that, iyam.

Is he really necessary? Would this skilful prick add anything to the team? I don't know why I'm trying to re-phrase it when it was really funny in the first place.

SSN says that the owners told them they'd bid £6.2m for Ronaldinho, and were prepared to increase their bid if necessary. Really giving Milan a reason to accept that bid then, fucking mentals.

Was going to say that straight away with it being ESPN.

Rob Lee? Close, but no. Keegan?

Love the Enrique one as well.

What a strange turn of phrase.

I've heard that he's a phenomenal public speaker, up there with the Ivory Coast's best. Nah, Nolan said he was a "quiet lad" but I don't know if that's because he hasn't got to grips with the language yet.