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Ameobi played well today, Lovenkrands doesn't look up to it in the Premier League, Ranger keeps falling over. Leave it as it is - we've got good balance as a side at the moment and that's why it's working.

Shearer was an OK finisher, but yeah I agree.

Eh, how?

I was devastated when he left. There was this stupid joke going around me primary school: "Newcastle are selling Cole" "Aye, ten pound a bag" I was leaving school one day and some stupid cow from my class said to me "Newcastle have sold Cole". I thought the daft bitch had got the joke wrong. She hadn't and I was well gutted for ages. He was such a hero when he was here.

Bloody hell, how grainy did some of that footage look?

No excuse for that scarf thing that Tevez is wearing.

David Silva starting to look the part for Man City.

f***ing hell, I dunno how you can take the piss out of Andy Cole's time here even in the slightest like. I know. Played alright, scored 41 goals that one season - I quite enjoyed that. I didn't think he was very good at headers.

We'll soon see.

Ranger did so well to get into a position that almost forced the defender to get himself sent off there.

We've won all 3 of our games in London this season. Remember our London jinx?

Just run of the mill stuff for pedro, clearly.

The same man wrote this shit.

Goodness me.

What?

There's nothing wrong with it as such - there's always just a bitter twist with him. They had a few decent chances but we fully deserved to win the game today imo. There are some opposing managers that will admit that and Wenger's never one of them. It's a shame because I like his footballing philosophy, as does practically everyone else in the country. Bar the cheating of course. I'm fully expecting Chamakh to become one of my most hated players in the next 18 months.

Great hit.

He can't just leave it at that, can he? The onus wasn't on us to fire shots at their goal today, and we actually had one more shot than them today according to Sky.

@ Martin Tyler perving on the Liverpool owner's wife. "She looks a lovely lady".

Balotelli got both. Not Tevez. Sorry.

Well we're 4th for now. I don't think there's any way we could still be 4th at about 6 this evening. But aye, technically we're 4th I spose West Brom-Man City could get abandoned though, fingers crossed.

Well we're 4th for now.

Sadly not, but I'll take 5th like We actually are 4th.