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I thought that too. His belly was canny round.

Here, I thought Nolan was meant to be playing?

He'll get 3 mins at the end of the game. Hopefully Hughton will atleast put him on for Nolan when he inevitably starts dieing on his arse around 65-70 mins due to lack of fitness. Its the best we can hope for I reckon. It's exciting though.

totally reminds me of this Insane head/neck size.

Ring and ask man, you never know its only a reserve game Just rang them but they're closed. I'm in two minds like. Shit.

I've got band practice after this like, need to take a guitar along to game. You reckon there would be any trouble with that? I doubt it, but I dont want to look like an daft being turned away.

McLoven

They're both similar ages to our youth players. I would rather develop our own kids than Spur's. I suppose any extra body is a good body though.

Bueller?

Read an interview with Fergie talking about introducing Gibson into the first team this year as he's progressed at a canny rate recently. Unless it's a short loan I can't see that one happening.

Why would it be today like? Because it wasn't yesterday.

Guthrie sounds like he's everywhere like, nom nom nom.

I used to live about 5 minutes away from St James til I was 11 and only went to one reserves game. Not playing the poor card, but like fuck could we afford to go to football matches. When I reached my teens I fell out with football as I got into music more and alternative sports. Only renewed an interest in it after watching euro 2008 and have been to more than 10 matches since

Newcastle lose Taylor.

I'd probably take Barton over Shearer at the minute, unless Shearer realises how much better Guthrie is than Butt & Nolan, making him an instant starter. Butt and Nolan would probably be Shearers CM pairing and that's enough to tear my eyes out.

So that's what happened. It was Nile who directed the ball into the net using his Jedi skills.

Aye, I've turned off me radio like. I can't handle it. We always come across sketchy as owt through the airwaves.

Because of the magic atmosphere produced when seeing a new manager sitting next to the owner at a game? Beats revealing it in a club statement I reckon. I guess it would only really work with shearer though, nee ones going to chant for kinnear.

'specially when Elvis belts out the Blaydon Races at half-time. Could happen, in the form of Jarra Elvis.

If this comes to fruition on Wednesday then the match is going to be a whole lot of fun

What the fuck has to happen for us to play some fucking youth, fucking hell.

My prediction for the weekend, Bassong is going to keep torres out of the game like. He'll not give him an inch. He will then be praised, indefinately, by everyone in the media. Shearer will be on MOD claiming how we we're idiots to let him go and that he knew how good he was (cheers like). He'll become the sensation we all hoped he would be for us. Every fucker will rub it in our faces and we'll be left feeling like we've been shit on. Anyway, aye, lets hope Torres rapes him and gets a hattrick.

JOSE EN-REACH-E I have to say, this one made me chuckle

He was probably the key. I remember him saying how he could be as big a Ginola at Newcastle. He was bigging up both Jonas and Colo at that point. There was a spark and excitment started by Keegan that most likely brought out the best in them. We've not had a manager since that has instilled such confidence into the players. I don't want keegan back, but you can't deny his feel good factor and belief in players.

R.Taylor shouldn't have taken the free kick in the first place, it was pretty much on the half way line on the opposite side of the pitch and he came over from right back, Carson grabbed it and they attacked down the vacant right back position where R.Taylor would have been had Enrique taken the free kick, we don't need a specialist free kick taker to be taking free kicks from there. Or Ryan Taylor to be taking free kicks from there. Or Anywhere.