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Why are we being awful at attacking?

HAHAHA! GET IN

Kaboul just nutted Tiote.

What you going to do Pardew?

I want us to score.

lush ball by jonas

Never seen anything like it!

He needs to play it simple.

I'll take 0-0 at half time.

What the fuck is smith doing

Taylor doing the nolan!

I'm ashamed to have put VDV as captain today like on my FF team. He can fuck off.

haha, perch looking sick of his life.

Their team is so scary when you look at ours.

Some real weaknesses that could have easily been avoided.

I think it's working though. It's making me believe this is the most brilliantly game ever!

Carroll bums Shearer and thus wants to be what Shearer is to us. If he has the choice I don't think he'll leave.

snow.

I've seen Forster at reserve level upto before he started going on loans. One thing that always stuck out for me is he shouts all the way through the match. Not sure if being in an empty SJP is just enhancing it but he literally screams, even when we're in pocession and attacking. So if you like your keepers to be vocal... other than that he's a monster, so big. I remember his kicking being dodgy, but whose isn't these days? Never seen him at any other level so it's hard to say where he is in comparision to Krul and Harper.

Don't know how people thought it was serious. The layout of the initial post blatantly suggested it was joke.

Stick with Krul.

stop playing with my heart.

I believe!

COME ON!

Anah it's an easy way out, but they have a better team than we do.