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If it paid more than I'm earning now, which it most definitely would, then aye. I'd be there like a shot.

If someone did that to your friend you'd be swinging fists though. I mean it's for the best that they didn't, but he deserved such a hiding like.

trollemache, what are you after exactly? Are you wanting us to be happy with our club?

Is Ian in fact Wendy Taylor?

Just seen that horror tackle thats been going around. How he didn't receive an absolute beating on the pitch I'll never know.

Steady on. I'm just saying what we're all thinking, Dave.

We're all smarter than the average match going fan on here.

League suggests a collection of competitors. I reckon the Premier has the best group of teams in any top tier league.

It would never happen. Imagine laudrup coming in for the last ten games and seeing the quality of football skyrocket. It would make Pardew look a right chump. I don't think he could come back from it.

f***, I screamed when I saw it.

Would you be OK with spending 30% less (I know, what is 30% of nothing?) and dropping a place or two?

Pardew's decision making is so predictable there's probably no need for communication during games.

Will they not make changes via phone?

I love yacht rock. The best web series I've seen.

No pre/post match interviews for the rest of the season! Small victories, lads. I'll tek it.

What Pardew did is far worse than diving though, Cajun?

It was done in an aggressive manner. You can't argue against that.

He's 52 years old, man. The same age as me dad. Pardew is a total clown, not to mention he'd get chinned all over by Meyler. Same goes for John Carver and that idiot goal keeping coach. They're all idiots.

Picked up an extra shift at work, so I'll not be seeing this

He's getting ahead of himself though, like he always does. Spouting shit that he doesn't know will come to fruition. If we've any luck he won't be here come the transfer window.

Yeah, season's a dead rubber now and if we go full strength we might accidentally end up in the Europa League. Treat every game between now and the end of the season like a cup game. By which I don't mean in the way teams facing relegation claim every game is like a cup final, but just grudgingly turn up and put 11 players on the pitch. Depends on your point of view I suppose, some people have already said we should be trying things out over the remaining games. He only just got us back to basics!

I'm not even saying it to be controversial. I would genuinely be happy for him.

One of my best mates here in canada is a mackem. My first mackem friend, infact. I hope they win it.