Weezertron

http://twitter.com/#!/Joey_Barton Stating it's not Jol. I assume because it says that its the official joey barton that it's been verified as real

Give the hotel a bell, Skirge.

that quote is from the fake Carroll twitter account, Jonny. Though I wish it wasn't.

I wish Jol would come out and distance himself from this shit. Can't be arsed, just get pardew in you titends. We all know this is how it'll end.

Steve Guttenberg

You mean we're not? Next you'll be telling me I'm not black.

Apparently Jol still has a house in london. I'd imagine he'd be keen to gan to a london club.

Jol: I want Hughton back by my side. SunSteveBrenner

Nicky Butt

I love talking to me dad about this, like. Reckons someone'll take out Ashley with a rifle in the not to distant future . Can't see it happening unless my dad has a gun

Although it's canny effective... well, sort of.... it saddens me that our tactics consist of getting the ball on the Carrolls bonce. Granted it might have been because I had just seen Nasris goals, but our only chance in the first half was a set play. Commentator started spouting the s**** about how we can bring all our big meatheads up to get our first shot on goal. My initial thought being 'oh, we're one of those teams now'. Aye. So I want us to be Arsenal, so what? f*** YOU!

You game, like?

Shame cause I remember his interview saying he would like to add goals to his game, taking influence from Stevie G. Become a goal scoring CM. Seems as though all of his attacking play has been sucked right out of him. Reminds me of what happened to the NBA players in space jam.... I really like him. He's an intelligent passer and has a good shot but it's just all going down the shitter.

Definately digging guthrie today. one touch football.

Sack them off, man.

Nolan spouting so much shite in that article it's untrue. http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/dd/cc/0,,10278~9227485,00.jpg The Natural Disasters: Earthquake & Typhoon.

5 pts dropped.

I reckon Jose could play in any position, like. Too good.

Can't stand Darren Fletcher and his face.

I give my dad worse when I walk past him through the corridor. It was nowt. It was still wrong, like. It's not close to being on the same level as a nasty tackle though. In my opinion.

Pedersen went down like a sack of shit from the jab, should have been booked for diving.

Nolan just got properly done for pace there like.

So, what's the solution here then? besides just playing better.

Phil jones looks a real meat head like.