Weezertron

I hope he doesn't get another bollocking for posting team news.

No, but he wasn't a known penis either. Shearer is abit of a penis though, is he not?

Is he as amazing as everyone says? Never seen him but on FM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBZSTrlcylU

It's alright, we don't teach the keepers to kick either so atleast we're consistent across the board.

I don't think we teach finishing at Newcastle United.

I bet the loan fee is hefty though.

Still want Vela but with Bolton being bum chums with Arsenal, not to mention the Pards VS Arsene hissyfit, then I reckon we'd have little chance if we were infact in for him.

Fuck. If this is real!

Pards is confusing, like. Young athletic and pacey wingers one day and then coming out saying that in this window we'll be looking to strengthen our striking options. So his answer is Bentley.

Easily has it in him to be in our future starting line up.

I can't wait till Harry fucks off to the england job.

Tom Hanks.

I hope Nile gets a goal like to put that miss behind him.

You can tell Jose loves fifa.

YEEEEEEESSSS GET IN TORRES!

Is it weird that Best reminds me of torres....

Tiote so good.

Shola is such a fucking liability.

7m.

This will be hard to take. Thousand times worse than Hughton going.

I've got a mam, though. So it's alright.

between your mums thighs? I don't have a mum.

He talks some s**** like. If Alan Carr's dad is responsible for all our good recent signings, then lets continue to make more through him.

I don't like his cheeks.