Stifler

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/10303008.stm This puts a smile on my face.

Lets hope this is the most boring game in World Cup history and ends in a 0-0 draw.

Hart Jonhson Terry Upson Cole Lennon Lampard Barry Cole Crouch Rooney

That Uche is fucking aweful. The amount of times he's let the ball just go out for a through in and then that finish.

This guy here has a problem with the title of this thread. http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1559outcome3.jpg

Come on Uruguay.

Fucking hell, Ribery looked like Dr Evil there.

Yeah, because if they played during the day they would possibly die due to the heat. In the winter. Their winter is nowt like our winter.

Yeah, because if they played during the day they would possibly die due to the heat.

Never be allowed them in SJP. Couldn't even take flags in some of the time man. Fucking jobsworth stewards. Shame, it would be interesting to see if it mind fucked the other team.

I wonder if the back page would be interested in selling those Vuvuzela's the African's have. http://www.buy-vuvuzela.com/order/

I've created a league on the Skysports one. It's called 'SSC World League' and the pin code to enter is 40970. Anyone who wished to enter can.

the most generic boring piece of shit ever. If they changed the red to black, and where the current black stripes are to white then I would of loved that as our shirt.

Chopra is wanted by Ipswich.

Good goal there.

Onuoha would be great but I doubt we will get him.

I don't know if this has been mentioned or not, but here it goes. Is it just me or does the "H" on the sponsor have a crease fold in it making the sponsor lift up but the shirt beneath it doesn't lift up?

I've just been on football shirt culture. It's amazing how many mackems are on there slagging the shirts off, they must of been waiting for a long time to have something to slag us off with, their virtually wanking over their own slurs on there. How disapointed they must be that their is no black cat on the shirts, SMB must be going fucking mental right now.

Looks good like that, how the fuck didn't it turn out to be decent?

Not really, it's a bedroom and rather light and airy. Anyway I'm not impressed by the home shirt, and don't for one minute think it will be the home shirt. I also don't think that is the away shirt, but if it was the away shirt I wouldn't mind. Increasing the size of both shirts shows even more flaws on them that indicate that they are victims of Photoshop.

They look fake, mostly around the badges, and the home one looks fake non stop. The away one I would have, it looks decent and I heard a rumour that we will have a blue away top the same reason as Ipswich are having a black away top, a dedication to Sir Bobby.

Congrats to Blackpool! I wonder if they will have an open top tram parade?

Biscuits for life, throw in a few pies and that Nolans dream move.

Rumours are going around that Shearer could be Portsmouth's next manager. I'm not sure what to make of it, would he be welcome with his Southampton connections?, would he take up such a challenge as his first full time managers job?

Aye definitely we just have to watch the colour of the cat now... I have told you, we won't have a black cat, just a very very dark navy blue that appears to be black