Stifler

So he was sucking Carroll off and the force of his ejeculation broke his jaw?

Whats this all about?, I wish gay rights groups would just piss off. People being gay isn't a big deal anymore, it's accepted so stop shoving it in our faces. Even in modern terms when you call someone gay your not refering to their sexuality but are just really saying their lame or uncool, it now no longer has nothing to do anyone's sexuality.

the only time having souness would of been a good idea! Shearer would probably knock some sense into the t*** aswell. Oh yeah our players would dare fight with those two hardmen at the club. Now explain Dyer and Bowyer Bowyer was a prick, Dyer tried to fend him off and ended up getting a red card, it pretty much explains itself.

This.

I say fine him, maybe drop him to the bech, but not keep him off the pitch altogether, the clubs need for points is too important at this stage. The thing is though if Carroll isn't starting tomorrow (if fit) then it pretty much just admits thats something's wrong at the club, lets get over that line first then see what happens, Carroll and Taylor don't look like playing in the same team again this season in anyway because of Taylor's injury, so no problems in that regard.

Fucking hell, SSN still haven't picked up on this. I would of thought they would of been the first fuckers to shout it out from the rooftops.

Bore draw?

I'm pretty sure their is a few clubs where you will have a similar picture of the last time Barton played against them.

Millwall 2-0 Leeds I'm pretty ure Leeds are trying their hardest not to get promoted, they say they want to eventually get back into the Premiership but secretly they want to stay in League 1 forever.

Millwall 1-0 up.

Why do Leeds and Millwall hate each other?

I believe the clubs with alcohol sponsors have to offer a sponsor free shirt, atleats thats what I've heard, hence the reason why you see a few Celtic and Rangers shirts without them.

Hughton and Butt Hughton wanted Butt to sign a new contract and Butt said he was having trouble getting out of bed in the morning without his zimmer frame.

The Eden Arms in nearby Edenthorpe is a pretty good drinkig hole in Doncaster, about 3-4 miles from the ground and not far off the M18 if anyone on a bus/car is headig in that way a little early.

Slight chages in this design from an earlier one. http://www.footballshirtculture.com/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/fantasy_kit_design_1/newcastle-model-temp_20100322_1576852033.jpg

Don't think so. They're ordering their shirts off Puma, we're getting them made for us. IIRC at least. What's the difference of this? Geting shirts "ordered" or "made"? Ordering would be the same process as a sunday league team do to get their shirts. Getting them made is Puma paying us to wear their shirts. IIRC. Precisely, its a deal between the two parties, they're paying us for the exposure they'll get from it, plus you'll probably see Puma advertising boards replacing the addidas ones that are already dotted around SJP. And the Addidas/NUFC store at SJP will become a Puma/NUFC store.

Fake, a different shade of red is going across the top of the shirt in a strip which looks like it's covering something up

Why not?, do you honestly think if the historic big cubs like Leeds, Ipswich, Sheff Wed and such woudn't?, of course they would. As it has been said, we went down, weather or not we should of been in that position or not, this season we have been a CCC team and if we get promoted we will then become a Premiership team. If I'm there and I'm low enough down and everyone else does it then yes I will do it, no doubt though Newcastle will be the only club to be fined for doing so.

Cardiff are winning which means if it stays that way then they would be 8 points ahead of Boro in the last playoff spot while they would also have a game in hand over Boro.

Or just get the 5 wins that we need to make it happen regardless of how anyone else does.

Rangers down to 10 men with it all to play for.

Dorrans would be a good one to look at but I don't think WBA will sell to us and bigger teams will come in for him.

Saying how he still looks out for Liverpool and Real Madrid's results, and then sort of including Newcastle at the end. Dick. Wait untill we are in the Premiership and are taking point off Man Utd Michael. :toke:

O'hara had another decent game for Portsmouth yesterday and scored a pretty good goal (from a freekick) aswell. Spurs don't want him and I doubt Portsmouth will be able to afford him next season, why not?, atleast he creates chances and so far seems to be finishing them in the Premiership aswell, which I doubt will happen from anyone else we have in central midfield.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Netht5Mnib8/SxbJ858BuFI/AAAAAAAABQc/PxpGO7Y7V6g/s320/15new.jpg http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1605/newcastleawaywhiteandgo.jpg http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8103/newcastleawayblackandgo.jpg