Stifler

What a wanker, who takes a dog to the football match. He seems areet tbh. What was his reason for taking the dog, I wasn't listening that much?

What a wanker, who takes a dog to the football match. Why does the guy look like an older version of Gary from Eastenders?

He has the best goals per minutes played record for all time in the Premiership.

We could still be in the chase for Carlton Cole. Cole number 9.

We still need a striker and at the moment I think a striker is more important. Yes we are short at the back but it's not as bad as it was 2 weeks ago when Williamson was out. Come the middle of next month Ba will be away and we will be banking on Best finding his form from the start of the season, after that we Shola and Lovenkrands and Sammy who Pardew clearly doesn't see fit enough to start games yet. Even if it was someone on loan for a month or so I'd be happy.

I don't want to see either team to win here, a draw would be bloody great.

What the fuck is Jonas doing going to the sales?, how cheap does he want to be?, the amount of money he earns should mean he hasn't even heard of a sale.

Crumpy, for the last time no ones dropping their kegs for you.

And he nearly scores.

Bowyer scored for Ipswich, I didn't even know he was still playing.

The sack race must be in full swing now. Blackburn fans are trying their best to get close enough to Kean in order to rip his face off. Bolton fans have now had enough of Coyle. How much longer will Wigan stay loyal? Will Wolves fans stay of MM's back? Villa fans must be getting twitchy now, falling from grace from where they were a couple of seasons ago. Fulham, after a couple of decent seasons will it go to their head? How long are Chelsea fans going stay quiet over falling a few notches down the Premiership pecking order?

In PL terms he isn't going to offered a chance at a bigger club (I.E. top 6). I can't see Man Utd, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, or Spurs wanting him. They will always go for the bigger/more expensive name from elsewhere, Spurs less so. They best move to another Premiership team would a sideways move at best in my opinion, for this reason I can't actually see him leaving the club for a while yet.

Fucking hell, the beach at Whitley Bay is cleaner than that.

I'm so glad I recorded MOTD. Man Utd and Man City have taken up the first 36 minutes, minus a minute of opening credits.

Fuck off man, can't they have just had too much to drink yesterday so they can't play today?

All I said was let him have his chance over Best who lately has done nothing. I'm not saying he can be a long term replacement for Best but at least give the guy a chance. Fair enough Best will soon be in the first 11 no matter what because of Ba going to the ACN, that would be a good opportunity for Sa. Ameobi to take his chance.

No argument there, love the lad as a character, as do most. But I don't think anyone's really kidding themselves that he should be starting for us or owt.. except Stifler. I'd rather start him over Best. Yeah he's just done a lot of running but he has got into some goalscoring positions, thats more then what Best has done for a few games.

The sad thing is though Simpson was more effective at bringing the ball in the box than what both Jonas and Obertan were against WBA.

Ready for a start in my opinion. Obertan and Best have done fuck all and I honestly think Ben Arfa and him can play in either position.

Not that I'm saying I would want him but can anyone else see us getting Robbie Keane on loan?

10 year anniversary win?

Theirs a difference between them being given permission to put up advertisement signs and them being allowed to actually change the name of the stadium and address. NUFC can refer to the stadium as Sports Direct arena all they want, the name legally still remains St James' Park.

No surprise, they can;t actually change the name. For that they would need the permission of NCC and they won't give NUFC that.

Why dont you come down? I've still got a spare seat and ticket. I was about to ring you yesterday when I saw your advert/post, however I then released I have work on boxing day. The fucking joys of working in retail.

I'm dreading this one. Boxing day which is usually a total fuck up for us plus it's away to Bolton as well which is usually a total fuck up. I just don't expect anything other than a big Bolton win.