Stifler

Bought it. I went to sports direct at Silverlink to get it which had no shirt release date atmosphere about it at all. The staff their seemed so fucking despondent in a way that they are only still here because they weren't able to kill themselves the night before, on top of that it took them 30 minutes to do the logo's and lettering, so I went away for 40 minutes and when I came back and asked about my shirt the proceeded to do fuck all and not bothering to check. Next time on release day I'm going to a club shop, fair enough I may pay £5-£10 more but it will be worth it to stay out of the way of the staff at sports direct.

In off the bar.

Huddersfield win!!!!!

3-1 to Huddersfield, with 3 penalties taken each.

Huddersfield lead 2-1 on pens, Bournemouth have missed 2, Huddersfield are about to take their 3rd.

Advantage Huddersfield.

Saved!!!!!

Bournemouth are going to fluke it now.

Pens.

That Bournemouth lass looks like she needs a piss.

WTF, I know Jack from back at school and even though he is one of us he has always put his all when playing football for them at every level. It's disappointing to see people knocking him just because he's a Newcastle fan. He really does put 100% into every game.

The mackems have a song? Bruce out!

Get in Huddersfield.

Huddersfield lead again.

Are those manboob flaps?

1-1, 2-2 on AGG.

Penalty to Bournemouth.

Sky are advertising the games for Sunday and are calling it Survival Sunday. Shame the title wasn't still up for grabs, they could have called it Championship Sunday then.

Fuck, I didn't relise the UEFA Cup final was on.

Huddersfield lead.

Didn't we say the same about the current one?, then people wore it and it looked totally different.

I wouldn't mind Defoe, I still think he has 2-3 good years left in him, the thing is though Spurs would want a fortune for him and his wage demands would be pretty high as well.

Maybe because you got xxl?

No, just individual plastic letters like of this seasons away shirts. Still better than the disaster of a black tape sponsor last year. Aye, nowt wrong with it, I would prefer it to be as part of the shirt like the black box is, but you can't have it all.

Wigan and Blackpool. Birmingham will somehow survive. I think Wolves will beat Blackburn, in an ideal world it would be Wigan and Blackburn. I can see all of them except for Wolves loosing.