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The whole lot of them need throwing out. Too many have grassed others up in the hope they won't get caught then back tracked incase they are incriminated. The whole thing is a fucking mess, and when Coca Cola comes along and says your organisation is too corrupt and threaten to take away there money then you know something is not fucking right.

FIFA are falling and when the new regime falls into place I wonder if they will call for a revote on the world cups, maybe not the Russian one but certainly the Qatar one has tp have a revote. Also, how can you have a presidential election with only one candidate?, even the American's have two possibilities.

When West Ham first went down they didn't go straight back up but did the season afterwards. I think if you stay in the Championship for more than 2 seasons then you are going to struggle to get out of it unless you go down a level again. Right now at this moment in time I can't see any team certain to go up, Birmingham are probably in the best position but apart from that I can't see anyone more likely than anyone else to go up.

Go solely on youtube clips, i'd prefer Gameiro, but Gervinho appears to be more realistic at this stage, have more desire to come and also appears to be more sought after.

No, I'm still bemused at how Blatter got to work for FIFA in the first place, he had no football history.

What ITV bloke? @ChrisyYatesITV Chris Yates Close sources tell me Gervinho has passed a medical in France Were is he heading ? #nufc #afc #arsenal He also says Spurs are after Tiote.

What ITV bloke?

Bullshit@twitter Gervinho has signed a 5 year deal with NUFC subject to a medical.

Ronaldo as well.

Going by his previous tweets, he's just a fan and it looks like he's picked up the other tweet and added a bit to it. This is fast turning into a game of Chinese whispers.

Fur10ng PMF ***Fee Agreed with Wigan believed to be 8.5m possible rising to 10m*** Thats what I am told! 28 May Favorite Retweet Reply Fur10ng PMF Its all heating up, Seb Larrson is set for talks with Pards this weekend! How many player we actually going to get? 27 May Favorite Retweet Reply On the pulse this kid. He just seems to be repeating what all the rags have been saying but adding a few figures and deadlines.

Distraction from the mackem? No thats his sentence. Wearsider was caught shagging his sister so the judge sentenced him to a 5 year Sunderland season ticket, having to hand himself into police before every game so they can escort him to each game. A fairly apt sentence really.

5 year contract.

We might as well just go over to France and play our stuff. E-i-e-i-e-i-e-i o, Across too france we go, And when we we win the Ligue 1, this is what we'll sing, Allons enfants de la Patrie, Arise, Le jour de gloire est arrivé ! Contre nous de la tyrannie, L'étendard sanglant est levé, Entendez-vous dans les campagnes Mugir ces féroces soldats ? Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras Égorger vos fils et vos compagnes !

I'm not ruling it out, just I don't think we have a realistic chance of signing him. It would be great if we did, however this could just end up being this years Rooney situation. It's great that the club appears to be going after the likes of Gervinho and Gameiro though and shows that the club do intend to progress.

So you all think he will sign?

We don't have a chance, the same goes for Gameiro. It's good that we appear to be going for these types of players though.

The horse is brown. Clearly not a racist nazi. Nah, the horse has hair like Hitler, hence why he's kissing it.

Thats the worst umbro kit i think ive seen. Titus looks like a right simpleton. Its just Birmingham city shirt this season with a lighter shade of blue. To be fair it would be a decent top if: A: They removed the scums logo. B: They got rid of that horrible betting companies sponsor logo. C: They actually got a footballer to wear it.

Hold on, Fila are still going. I thought they went bust years ago, they are still stuck in the 90's it seems.

Mehdi Abeid is friends with (lists ten people) and 75 other people.

Chris Hughton: "Newcastle's reported interest and bid for Gameiro is pure speculation." Reporter: "My Hughton, you are not the Newcastle manager anymore." Chris Hughton: "That is only speculation."

... for a striker! Actually we arn't. We have made a 10 million Euro bid for him, that would only be around £7.5m-£8m. How many Rupees is it mate? 65bn.

... for a striker! Actually we arn't. We have made a 10 million Euro bid for him, that would only be around £7.5m-£8m.

As long as it ends with the same outcome, it's all good What, him coming, playing 3 games and getting a season ending injury?