maybe_next_year

Surely just make a sub just to waste a few seconds.

Asensio has wasted more time for us than Pope

I don't think this is ever going to end

8?! Where the fuck has that come from.

Howay Nick, time for a yellow card.

Never celebrated an innocuous flag so much. Howay Newcastle!

This is what I've dreamed of for all these years... watching us painfully hang on to a 1-0 lead, agony

This game sums up Pope. From the subline to the opposition throw in.

What energy? They're all fucked

Tell you something, I don't miss this ridiculous levels of moaning in the Premier League.

Ah shite, if they've stopped the game surely its going to be changed?

Jesus, they've stepped it up. That is a dreadful finish.

Nick Pope, brilliant shot stopper.

Lucky fuckers, he doesn't foul him thats 2-0.

Brilliant Tino.

Only 2 reasons why we don't win this unless PSG change their plan : 1) Tiredness. 2) Individual genius from a PSG player. We look pretty controlled at the moment

Couple of poor decisions there. Isak should shoot, Bruno needs to move it quicker.

Last few minutes Miggy hasn't looked 100%.

Finally a yellow, they've been late in so many tackles.

Just got to keep frustrating them, they're a petulant bunch. Keep up the concentration and PSG will shoot themselves in their foot.

We're fucking mint.

Brilliant Miggy, got to score there Isak.

Lee getting a lot of space in the middle of the park already...

"Jamaal Lascelles of Newcastle and Kylian Mbappe" Imagine seeing these two on the same pitch just a few years ago

3 debutants and Richie as our subs, we're taking the piss now