maybe_next_year

Have you ever seen a Geordie win a cup?

I've never been happier to see a player tie his laces

This is awful. This is hell.

I could do with reminders to do that right now

Safe to say we've turned up to a cup final.

We've got to take one of these half chances soon.

Shitting bricks now. Howay!

Fucks sake ITV, no need for the interruption to tell me about some blokes sweaty bollocks.

I mean do they really need to show that Collymore goal twice.

Dietmar Hamann, Georginio Wijnaldum

I always get the feeling its a surprisingly large list of fans who hate us. We seem to be a bit marmite-ty to fans of other clubs.

I will largely be shitting myself for 90 minutes, unless we go 3 down early. Then I'll be able to relax

I was feeling absolutely fine until about an hour ago. Now, fuck me, we are 90 minutes away from the greatest moment in my lifetime. It is against us, but Eddie Howe has done a good job of brining us massive victories, like against PSG. Howay!

Well at least we can only improve

Dubs, Pope has played in 1 round I think.

3-2 now. Bristol City were level for a few seconds.

Assist Minteh, knew we should have kept him.

In my entire life, I think I've seen that rule enforced once (At home V Man City if I remember correctly), absolutely pointless change.

Yeah, this isn't horrific. Creating chance, just clearly missing our best striker.

Nick Pope doing Nick Pope things already, loves just booting it. Proper Brexit keeper.

Think of the PSR profit!

I'm glad Dubravka signed a new contract, where is Pope there man.

That genuinely looks like hair that has been added by AI a couple of years ago in one of those comparison videos that shows how far AI videos have come.

Jesus, is that what the Tyne Bridge looks like these days? Looks like it has been abandoned for decades it is that rusty. You'd think he could have edited it to look a bit greener if he was going to edit himself on top it too.

Back under Pardew, there would have been a few games I might have paid a little extra to not be able to see it to be fair!