maybe_next_year

I mean, it really is empty. Looks more like the Stadium of Light than Old Trafford

Kraft taking the piss

Think Wan Bissaka has looked like the only Man U player who might do something and he's only been no the ball about 3 times.

game, motherfucking, over.

No real striker, no real centre back. 2-0 up at Old Trafford, canny this like.

AHAHAHAHAHA get the absolute fuck in

Fucking mint from Tino and Miggy

Oh look a substitution.... but not for us.

Been coming.

Think in all the years he has played for us, that might be the first time I've ever seen Jamaal try and put a cross in. And fuck me, Tripps has lost it again, he's been dreadful today.

Pope and Trippier both have to do better there.

We've been really poor moving the ball out from the back, given the ball straight to them and still in our half far too often.

Nee way is that a foul,

Fucking hell Tripps. Should have been punished for that.

Dortmund looked like a very good side and we were still unlucky not to gain a point. All in all, I'd still say that is relatively positive for our first Champions League competition in 20 years.

How the fuck did he not score that

Very wishful thinking from Bruno thinking Burn was ever reaching that

Longstaff a little lucky there, a few times now he hasn't looked comfortable when pressed.

Just your weekly reminder that we bought that bloke to be a striker

PSG 1-0 up.

Jesus, that was lovely from Dortmund, got a bit lucky there.

Lush ball from Bruno.

Amazed they haven't even checked it.

Gordon played up front a lot for England over the summer didn't he? So we've got that option.

This could be 2-2 already