maybe_next_year

Has Longstaff been taking shooting tips from Big Jo? Fucking hell.

Nah, thats a free kick and a red card for me.

I mean that was the yellowest yellow possible.

Glad they've held up a sign saying 'Wearside' otherwise nee fucker outside the north east would know where they are

Fucking hate derby day, always have, always will. At least living away from Newcastle means the nerves only last the day rather than the whole week leading up to it.

That's a soft one, can't say Liverpool don't deserve to be ahead though.

Bank holiday sales in affect?

Feel like Luton have weathered the 'storm' now, can't see us creating enough.

Aye, pacey wingers are rather pointless when they're both fucked

Far too often this season there has been a massive gap between our midfield three and the back line and it is there again today.

Growing into it now, Still looking a bit dodgy though.

£12 just to gain an single extra loyalty point? Seems a bit silly. Hope the lasses get a decent sized away following.

Sterling was useless then but Lascelles does brilliantly too.

Bloody hell, Gordon really is fucked.

That defending

At the moment, I reckon he would have got injured and we'd have used 3 subs by now

Miggy's first touch today has been brilliant.

I mean, he isn't even aiming for the ball.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. This is taking the piss now

Because they're shite?

Wonder what the record is for multiple goalkeepers on the bench throughout a season, can't remember the last time we only had one on there.

Man that fucking hurts, we were so close to the last 16. The group of death and we held our own but ended with nothing. Vast, vast majority of players who played for us tonight have played for us while we've been sat in the relegation journey. We'll be back.

Well that was shite.

We haven't scored from the stupid looking ones either to be fair.

Ah shite, PSG equalised