maybe_next_year

There going to be a mini Big Joe? Time to start a Geordie/Brazilian dynasty.

Need to just hold on to the ball for a little bit now. Looking a bit shaky all of a sudden.

Christ Wood

How is that not a pen?

After Sunday, this game is shit

Fireworks almost as impressive as in the Diriyah cup final.

Golden boot looked like it was about to fall off the stand

Ridiculous

nee way

Coloccini shirt sighting

Sexy 1 touch football

Need to see a reply to decide if that was shit defending, a great run or both.

Absolutely no rhythm to our play since the pen.

Well, fuck.

Saka the best player on the pitch by a mile so far.

Good start to the half...

But then we would have missed the bonkers Maradona years, which I mainly remember for him saying Messi, Mascharano and Jonas (at right back) we're the first three names on the team sheet.

I was just wondering that...along with wondering why I'm still watching it despite nothing happing . I'm putting it down to the random Geordie medley playing.

Murphy with the trophy This is low key mint.

Fireworks and streamers for a friendly Fuck me, now the Blaydon Races being blasted out full volume in Saudi Arabia

"There's Joe From Jarrow" was definitely a highlight

Weird to see a squad photo where Jacob Murphy has his mouth closed

Undeserved as fuck

Kane has been our best passer of the ball.

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