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Getting?

Shelvey

Reckon watching England lose 5-0 in the Ashes will take less time than this game

Right now, I reckon she'd happily pay 80million not to have to watch another minute of Bruce's idea of football. Torture.

In the last 10 mins, aye.

14% possession

Hows the bacon?

Shelvey man, just the bloke you want coming on when there is already a massive gap between your unorganised defence and your non-existent midfield.

Joelinton has done a great job of bringing the ball down well for the Spurs players to nick straight off him.

Such an odd game. All the emotions at the start, 10 minutes of passionate, decent football, before the return of Bruceball , then the incident in the crowd putting it all into perspective, before a spurs third.

Howay man, he might not exactly be the best midfielder but lets not compare him to that ginger pasty mackem.

What the fuck is this? We're looking like a competent team

Fucking hell, I know he was doing shite, but his record is as bad with us as it was down the road. At least then, he gave us the 5-1 result

How great is it to see an atmosphere and a sense of hope back?

Baffled by that red card like

Probably got lost on his way, bless 'im

What did Kraft think he was doing there? Anonymous.

Actually played quite well. Odd.

ASM man, just so much fun to watch.

He's nicked Robert's pants

Cheapest now are €945. Think I'm going to give it a swerve at that price

It's a little bit worse than that. He didn't use the proper serbian word for Albanian (Which I think is Albani) but the word 'šiptarsku' which is only ever used in a derogatory way against Albanians.

Keeper looked sick of his life before Ronaldo took that

Absolutely bonkers. I'm not sure I have the stomach to watch it after that and the players are wanting to continue playing? I did not see that coming at all, would suspect that means he must be doing relatively okay.

Man, that look in his eyes as he fell. Just haunting. Even after an hour, even with those pictures of him with his head up and UEFA saying he's stabilised, it's impossible to think about anything else right now.