maybe_next_year

Fucking hell, I know he was doing shite, but his record is as bad with us as it was down the road. At least then, he gave us the 5-1 result

How great is it to see an atmosphere and a sense of hope back?

Baffled by that red card like

Probably got lost on his way, bless 'im

What did Kraft think he was doing there? Anonymous.

Actually played quite well. Odd.

ASM man, just so much fun to watch.

He's nicked Robert's pants

Cheapest now are €945. Think I'm going to give it a swerve at that price

It's a little bit worse than that. He didn't use the proper serbian word for Albanian (Which I think is Albani) but the word 'šiptarsku' which is only ever used in a derogatory way against Albanians.

Keeper looked sick of his life before Ronaldo took that

Absolutely bonkers. I'm not sure I have the stomach to watch it after that and the players are wanting to continue playing? I did not see that coming at all, would suspect that means he must be doing relatively okay.

Man, that look in his eyes as he fell. Just haunting. Even after an hour, even with those pictures of him with his head up and UEFA saying he's stabilised, it's impossible to think about anything else right now.

Genuinely one of the most shocking moments I can remember having seen on TV. Just so incredibly sobering.

Makes such a difference hearing a crowd sing a national anthem.

Great movement to get ahead of the defender. Brilliant header too.

Only Newcastle could be gifted two goals, have a man advantage and still fuck it up.

What the actual fuck

Newcastle level of incompetence from West Ham

Shelvey has had about 4 touches and each one of them has been absolute hoop.

That's one for Bruce's wank bank.

"go on Joe, go on, go on Joe" Every fucking five minutes, surprised I haven't heard him say it even after he'd taken Joelinton off.

Learnt nothing new from that. We've got some talented players, led by an absolute donkey. Could see that when we limped to a 2-0 defeat the other day, could see that when Darlow, Schar, Fernandez and Clark saved us a point today.

Viera/Scholes would be good shouts. Would be Drogba but I can't forgive him for the amount of times he single-handedly won games against us.

What the fuck is Lewis waiting for there?