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NOW SHOW US HOW MANY TOUCHES THEY'VE HAD IN OUR FINAL THIRD THIS HALF

We've done more in 5 minutes than City have all game.

Tonali had 3 Man City players on him there. Yes his touch was poor but it was an absolutely awful decision to pass to him in the first place.

Pope finally passes it out and who does he pass it to? Paul fucking-lump-the-ball-forward Dummett

Fuck, that is the chance.

Can we claim that was a shot from Pope?

Look at us, going over the half way line briefly.

Been impressed by Tino so far. Probably the biggest positive for us so far in the game.

Dubravka?

Good tackle Paul.

Howay Newcastle, we can't get beat by a bloke called Oscar Bobb.

The scoreline isn't getting any less mental the more I look at it. Ludicrous, absolutely ludicrous

Aye, canny that like.

0-8 and Gordon is still chasing down their keeper

Important lesson from the last 10 minutes, we can't go 5 at the back.... and yet we still score

Indeed, Howe out, like watching Rafa-ball this.

Knew what it was going to be the moment I saw this thread

Wonder what's written on the paper, presumably "This lot are shit".

Must be a record for most goal scorers?

Mrs. Bruno expecting a second?

This is ludicrous

6-0, absolutely taking the piss

I'm not saying Sheffield United have been shit, but I think Sandro Tonali might be the 4th best central midfielder today.

is 5.