LucaAltieri

Say what you like about this lady commentator... there is some appeal in listening to a bird talk about "balls" and "penetration".

Pish - Smith is the DMC. Remember, we are at home, FFS. Too many players in their half.

We're missing the defensive cover provided by Butt. We're too attack minded with both Jonas AND Guthrie on the pitch.

Is Jonas match fit? Obviously saving Butt for the weekend.

Harewood > Drogba

Girly McGobshite likes the geordie accent, apparently. You're in there Mr. Stone.

TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

That was quick.

FFS, female commentator on 5live.

Don't think he has an attitude problem. Maybe lacks confidence in the box and shooting is apparently not his strong point. He did seem a bit too casual after his early chance though. He just needs to ease up on the smoke a bit. I bet he was eating those half time oranges like a good 'un.

I don't know, in my mind Essien's piece would probably create a bigger grimace such is its girth. At least I've always imagined it that way.

Too easy.

only if she's willing to look at me twice.

HT in the early kick offs. Inter 0 - 0 Parma Siena 1 - 0 Roma I had a feeling that Siena might steal something from Roma. Wish I'd put some money on.

Radio coverage online via Bet365.

That is the sex.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m298/europawpw/taylor.jpg

Lucky bastards.

A bit like Ligue 1, then?

A squad in transition.

Xisc-who?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46328000/jpg/_46328570_don.jpg Something quite satisfying.

Are you a Seoul man?

Happy for North Korea. They are my favourite Korea.