LucaAltieri

Pancrate on for Guthrie.

Gazza doing well? ...where's the comedy in that?

Forza Viola!

You know how footballers get sponsored to wear a certain brand of boots? ...is Jonas sponsored by Lurpak?

Shola got his knob out?

Get the fuck in.

Ranger

Hughton trying to get himself the sack.

Get that French lad, Prostate, on. Worth giving him a run out.

JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......wide.

I cum every time Simpson puts a ball into the box.

As usual for this league, they look shite in front of goal, so hopefully something like that. Think their front two are 1 in 7 and 1 in 8. If they score we want shooting.

Harewood gives me hope of becoming a professional footballer.

Tit.

Below average manager but a decent bloke by all accounts. Absolutely shite in the transfer market (assuming Shepherd didn't fuck him over).

NEIIIIIIIIIIIN!

It's not even a valid email address, for fuck sake.

Pony.

I'd rather saw my own cock off.

Bitch had it coming to her.

Attacking midfielder, plays through the middle. Good on the ball and has scored a few important goals from set pieces. Quality player. Still young, though.

He's quality... and fast as fuck.

Cassano is a God.