LucaAltieri

Anyone else find this strangely sexy?

How are these people PAID to be referees?

Isn't he about 60 now? Can't be playing a very high back line with him and Geremi on the pitch. Neither of them have any legs.

He was before my time, RIP. Was he Pre-Cambrian?

Aye, then 25 minutes later he got injured again. Im not even joking. Poor lad. It all looked so good for him when he was nailing Cheryl Tweedy. You what? Wasn't she with him before she moved on Dyer mkII? Think she was. Probably just to quell the accusations of racism. Aye, they all look the same to me too, mate. Women, I mean.

Wenger.

In Edgar Álvarez Zoltán Gera Out Butt Geremi Harper Taylor - Taylor - Colo - Enrique Álvarez - Smith - Jonas Gera Carroll - Ameobi/Loanee

Niiiice.

Yeates is a decent player. ...and Leroy, take your bloody headphones off when you're on the telly. Tit.

Women are so shallow.

He's a prick. And if his missus wasn't fit, she'd be in the same category. She's clueless. He's stupid for straying from said missus. I love how everyone KNOWS he is a prick/knows him personally. Got nice legs, has he?

9.00 - Get up and shower. 10.00 - Check email, facebook, etc. All the essentials. 11.00 - BBC, read papers online, maybe a bit of YouTube. 11.30/12.30 - Brunch. 13.00 - Get talked at by the wifey. Make promises I have no intention of keeping. 13.30 - Newcastle-online. 14:59 - Log into nufc.co.uk 17.00 - Check other results then remember I don't actually care. 17.05 - Think about leaving the house. etc.

Grecooooooooooo! 2-1 Bari

Masiellooooooooooooooooooooo!

A few thousand.

Pancrate on for Guthrie.

Gazza doing well? ...where's the comedy in that?

Forza Viola!

You know how footballers get sponsored to wear a certain brand of boots? ...is Jonas sponsored by Lurpak?

Shola got his knob out?

Get the fuck in.

Ranger

Hughton trying to get himself the sack.