LucaAltieri

Can't be far off.

Liquid football!

I'm guessing this isn't happening, then?

Crouch is gash.

Did they run into each other or something?

I'll donate if I can have a ride on Yorkie.

I've read some crap on here before, but this takes the biscuit. Is that it? Thought I'd get at least half a dozen bites with that one. Hardly worth the effort.

Keegan wouldn't know what to do in the second tier of English football.

Martin Palermo with the goal He scored a header from 40 yards last week! sure have improved since missing those 3 penalties. Was a class header that. Looked so easy but when you see the view from behind him the curl on it was unreal. The spin was already on the ball, he didn't know much about it really.

Not over the short distances. It is ridiculous for a man of that height to be able to accelerate in the way that he does, freak of nature/science that he is. Or (cough) applied science, do you not think? This is a tangent, but I think the recent success of all the Jamaicans is due to them catching up the US when it comes to steroids. I just hope we can catch up next. I thought your lot were going the ladyboy route?

As long as we're sold by then I would LOVE that to happen.

Hughton is my homeboy.

Problem #100.

This worries me. How will he fund the day to day running of the club, and how much would we have to invest in new players? It's all a ruse... pretending to have no money so Ashley will accept a lower offer. He's secretly loaded

Anything happened yet?

Should have been 3 or 4 goals to nil for Palermo tonight. They created loads on the counter attack. It's just a shame they weren't more clinical with their finishing.

That's pretty much it. In the games I've seen he tends to get fed the ball into his feet and is instantly swamped by players - nowhere to go. He's not bad when he's got some space but he's having to work harder in order to find it.

Forgive my relevant ignorance of Serie A but basically, isn't it just Inter vs Juve for the title? And even then, Inter are strong favourites. What other results have worked in your favour? Are Sampdoria serious contenders? Not really serious contenders. Milan are going to come nowhere near this season. Genoa could potentially push Inter but it's unlikely. Roma are a spent force. It IS more or less Inter vs. Juve with both teams looking drastically different to last season. It'll be about who can gel the quickest.

Camoranesi lucky to still be on the pitch. Already been yellow carded and brought down a Palermo player. ...aaaaaand they score from the freekick. Simplicio. Camoranesi getting sent off wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. He's been gash so far. Terrible in the tackle, struggling to get accurate crosses in, giving the ball away needlessly. 2-0 and they've not really got anything to complain about. Only really Zebina and Diego playing well.

Very good finish. And you have to say: it was coming. 1-0 Palermo.

Palermo vs. Juventus kicked off. Palermo 46 Salvatore Sirigu (G) 5 Cesare Bovo (CD) 8 Giulio Migliaccio (CD-L) 24 Simon Kjaer (CD-R) 23 Mark Bresciano (CM-L) 30 Fabio Simplicio (CM-R) 6 Javier Pastore (AM) 42 Federico Balzaretti (LM) 16 Mattia Cassani (RM) 7 Edison Cavani (CF-L) 10 Fabrizio Miccoli (CF-R) 88 Manuele Blasi (SUB) 20 Igor Budan (SUB) 3 Dorin Goian (SUB) 83 Rubinho (SUB) 9 Antonio Nocerino (SUB) 99 Levan Mchedlidze (SUB) 14 Nicolàs Bertolo (SUB) Juve 1 Gianluigi Buffon (G) 3 Giorgio Chiellini (CD-L) 33 Nicola Legrottaglie (CD-R) 6 Fabio Grosso (LB) 15 Jonathan Zebina (RB) 4 Felipe Melo (LM) 18 Christian Poulsen (RM) 11 Carvalho De Oliveira Amauri (ST) 28 Diego (RCF) 9 Vincenzo Iaquinta (AM-L) 16 Mauro German Camoranesi (AM-R) 5 Fabio Cannavaro (SUB) 13 Alexander Manninger (SUB) 17 David Trezeguet (SUB) 21 Zdenek Grygera (SUB) 19 Christian Molinaro (SUB) 20 Sebastian Giovinco (SUB) 39 Luca Marrone (SUB)

Atalanta 1 - 1 Milan Ronaldinho. Nesta chips the ball over the defence. Ronaldinho runs in behind, takes the ball calmly on his chest, then knocks it beyond the keeper from 10 yards out. It has been mostly Milan in the second half but they have been really unimpressive - particularly Ronaldinho - but it does only take one moment of quality.

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