LucaAltieri

Get that French lad, Prostate, on. Worth giving him a run out.

JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......wide.

I cum every time Simpson puts a ball into the box.

As usual for this league, they look shite in front of goal, so hopefully something like that. Think their front two are 1 in 7 and 1 in 8. If they score we want shooting.

Harewood gives me hope of becoming a professional footballer.

Tit.

Below average manager but a decent bloke by all accounts. Absolutely shite in the transfer market (assuming Shepherd didn't fuck him over).

NEIIIIIIIIIIIN!

It's not even a valid email address, for fuck sake.

Pony.

I'd rather saw my own cock off.

Bitch had it coming to her.

Attacking midfielder, plays through the middle. Good on the ball and has scored a few important goals from set pieces. Quality player. Still young, though.

He's quality... and fast as fuck.

Cassano is a God.

Can't be far off.

Liquid football!

I'm guessing this isn't happening, then?

Crouch is gash.

Did they run into each other or something?

I'll donate if I can have a ride on Yorkie.

I've read some crap on here before, but this takes the biscuit. Is that it? Thought I'd get at least half a dozen bites with that one. Hardly worth the effort.

Keegan wouldn't know what to do in the second tier of English football.

Martin Palermo with the goal He scored a header from 40 yards last week! sure have improved since missing those 3 penalties. Was a class header that. Looked so easy but when you see the view from behind him the curl on it was unreal. The spin was already on the ball, he didn't know much about it really.