Dr.Spaceman

If my cricket is off I will play. I'll have a drive over to say hello regardless.

Roddy Strong

Do you ever wonder why you have to defend this shit every other week though

He comes across as if he's taking the piss, like trying to be as dour as he can get away with.

Wow, what an absolute bellend, as if we didn't already know.

Hahahahahaha

Don't doubt it, he's not a bad player at all. He's not a great replacement for England international and Champions League footballer Callum Wilson though.

Steady on

Fucking @yorkie telling us this was a non contest, making me watch Liverpool over this epic comeback

VAR okayed it

Yes ahshdjehwhwhwjsjdjd

Cheating from Rashford against Coventry City to wind the clock down

Guaranteed we don't get this Man Utd when we play them. We'll get a 2024 version of the 1999 side.

Said for years that he's a modern day David Beckham.

West Ham 1-5 down and they bring on Kalvin Phillips. What a move that was for him

I know of loads who watch the NFL I think it's shite personally but would consider going (for the right price) just to see the craic.

Just going to say this, he looks like he's regressed loads. Almost like the moment he signed that big Chelsea contract he realised he'd made it to the top and decided to slow it down. Obviously not what happened, but that's certainly what it looks like.

Yeah...Cole Palmer is really good. Got to be a starter in the Euros for me.

Just to be clear, you're not a fan?

Anyone else think Marc Cucurella is nowhere near good enough for a top 6 side? Every time I see him play I just don't get him at all. He looks weak as piss, not particularly quick and always seems to take the easy option.

Chelsea corner and they've got Marc Cucurella attacking on the edge of the 6 yard box. Looked like the cross was aimed at him too

Even with injuries how the fuck did we fail to beat Luton this season

I'd love a world class keeper. Never had one here AFAIK, Shay being the closest I reckon.

They've got 25 good players but they can't play them all, of course they're going to let the odd good one leave from time to time.