Dr.Spaceman

What a weird thing to come out with after what Eddie has said

I really hope Dreams FC walk out to Gabrielle blasting over the PA

Ass Town

I love how Colo interlocked his fingers to properly tighten his grip. Poor kid

I dunno, he's about as talismanic as they come these days. He leads from the front and empowers those around him.

True, I just think the likes of us, Man Utd, Chelsea, West Ham aren't that difficult to beat, they should be 5th minimum with the squad they have.

Losing Kane (surprise, surprise) has absolutely ruined them. Hopefully that little cunt Son fucks off this summer too.

Ange just went ballistic on the touchline. Jury's out on him, but if they're not doing what he asks I'm not entirely sure what he can do. He's not that long into the job.

Chelsea 1-0 Spurs Trev

Annoying that we lost to this Chelsea side, they're absolutely shit. Mudryk / Cucurella down the left hand side has to be one of the worst fullback / wing combos they've had in a very long time.

His poor run of form has came at the worst possible time for him and his Euro ambitions. Such a shame

We're smashing pretty much every side not considered elite, as we should, but we're still struggling when we come up against anyone decent. I'd say he's done an average job at best. Still seeing the odd weirdly shit performance though, a really poor nations league campaign last time round... Then there's the Brazil and Belgium games more recently. We were flat against both, never in the game against Brazil, they spaffed so many chances it could have been 5 or 6 nil. We let Youri Tielemans boss the game when we played Belgium. He's relying on "a bit of fret" from some of the best players in the world when we play the better sides rather than controlling the game with any tactical nouse.

It's worked out for Southgate?

Fuck me, Carsley's actually in there? I joked that he had an outside chance the other day

For Wrexham's sake I hope Ryan has learned from uncle George's mistakes.

Shit tattoo to go with his shit hair. Good job he's going to be a fucking mint footballer

Great start.

How have I missed that

Wait...what?

The fact that he signed for Mike Ashley's NUFC

I never thought he was anything special. Worked hard and had good technique. Remember Real signed Thomas Gravesen around then too, they made some odd signings to play alongside the elite.

I wonder if Coventry get lucky again tonight and score some goals.

Cov 0-1 Ips Kieffer Roberto Francisco Moore

Joining a team closer to the bottom of the Bundesliga than the team winning it after securing what he thought would be his last move for a good few years where he'd win trophy after trophy playing a bit part whilst earning an absolute fortune. Go fuck yourself, Hugo.

Surely one is related to Euro comps only, the PL won't act on that breach, will they? You'll just be denied entry to any Euro competition.