Dr.Spaceman

Hang on, we voted for it though, that's got to mean something, right?

That picture of those three makes me feel cold and empty.

I can't read that site for the number of adverts they have on there.

Why you'd choose a massive forgone conclusion for this slot is beyond me. I know we couldn't have the north London Derby but still, howay.

Good on him.

Isak scored loads of goals at the top level before he joined us, there was clear evidence to suggest he was a good finisher. Anderson's scored a handful of goals in League 2 against goalkeepers and defenders slightly above Gateshead's level. Just not sure how you're seeing that he's a good finisher. It's a bit like bigging up Nick Pope's crossing ability.

I think he's already too good for the Championship and he'll benefit most from game time at the highest level with us. I think he's going to be a great player, just needs to figure a few things out and keep improving.

How can you say this when he hasn't scored a single goal for us

England will go with modern tradition and appoint a home grown baldy like Lee Carsley.

You've picked one game out of many to focus on. He's good far more often than he's not. And when he's good he's one of the best we've had in the last 20 years.

Casemiro's header was shocking like. Every time I see him play he seems to do something really, really shit.

Shearer's consistency was off the charts, never thought it would be matched until Kane and Haaland came along. Would be interesting to see how many either Kane or Haaland would have got playing against some of the knackers in the 90's or the many elite centre backs we seemed to have in the PL in the early to mid 00's. I reckon someone like a prime Chris Samba would be playing Champions League these days rather than fucking about with the likes of Blackburn.

Urgh, I forgot about those monstrosities.

Should have at least interviewed Sol Campbell, the poor bloke.

Bring back Jaap.

No thanks. Maybe if our aim was still 17th, and even then it's only a maybe.

Hull. It'll just be fun watching those games hoping Leeds fail. I'd 100% take Summerville and Gray.

Yeah Leicester can get to fuck. Small time midlands bellends who want to pretendy fight clubs from the bigger cities. See also; Nott'm Forest, Derby & Stoke.

Christ, it's going to be Leicester and Ipswich isn't it

I don't think that one's on your mates

I imagine it'll just intensify things if he's a starter and is putting in solid performance after solid performance

One of the best players in the world will want to be at one of the biggest clubs in the world playing in the Champions League, not the Europa Conference League. It's as simple as that really. Be interesting to see what we do with the funds, I'd love a proper DM to allow Tonali and Joelinton a bit more freedom further up the pitch and provide a bit of cover when Tino and Hall push up the wings.

Did the game just carry on as normal?

Anyone got the Rafa version of the (Robert Redford) nodding man GIF?

Hopefully they do the Red Bull F1 team next.