Dr.Spaceman

He didn't want to play for us when we were an absolute shambles, god forbid.

Cabaye was bothered like. Put in some great performances and quite often lost his head when things weren't going his way. Not the sign of someone who couldn't give a shit.

In.

We need to find someone unhinged enough to fancy a stint in prison.

It's almost as if getting relegated had nothing to do with Ashley in the first place :lol:

He’s making millions of pounds to play football, his partner doesn’t have to work ever, he can even hire a whole army of nannys and servants to look after the whole family. Or else just use a f***ing condom the babies can likely come in his mid-30s once he’s set for life. It’s a poor excuse. It doesn’t matter how much money a person is making, if they’re a good father he’ll want to be close to the kid. This includes waking up numerous times during the night.. Newcastle is just a job to these players. Work will always come off second best to a newborn. But we mere mortals do think about our career when planning a family. My work comes second to my kid but I made damn sure that I had progressed up the career ladder in my 20s to the point where I now in my 30s I had all the necessary promotions so that I could work my job doing flexible hours etc so that my work life balance was not adversely affected. Kenedy is still very young. This year is his big chance to cement his position as a credible Premier League player and create opportunities to either get a new Chelsea contract or go elsewhere either way doubling his salary and creating better opportunities to be successful. At this moment (well 40 weeks before) he decides to have a baby. It’s pure stupidity. How the hell do you know the ins and outs of his personal life or understand the mindset him and his lass were in when they decided to have the kid?

5-0

Why would you rather see a worse player than someone who's playing shit?

Daryl Messi

Never a premier league footballer in a million years. FFS just do a step over or something at least once, you can't just keep running forwards with absolutely zero flair play.

Here's Murphy's chance to show us how fast he can run again.

And the "you shit bastard ahhhh" thing when keepers kick the ball. Proper Championship craic. Aye. I can't believe Leicester still do it despite having won the Premier League. It's the 'gayest' thing about football tbh

What has happened to Atsu

Why do we even bother entering the cups

It's nowhere near that stage man

This season's international break will be the best one ever.

Why Jim White?

Where is Lascelles ffs

This man.

Hopefully those injuries haven't permafucked him, but seeing him play for that Italian side last season was painful - he was anonymous and ended up not being able to get a game for them.

I've had that thought too. If that happens... http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/646059/stream_img.jpg

From Manchester I've got Bernardo Silva and Aguero. Both a gamble based on rotation but I'm a bit of a fanboy of both if I'm honest. Dubravka Maguire TAA Cook Fraser B. Silva Pereyra Mane Kane Firmino Aguero

Discrimination!

Aye, we all think we're as big as Liverpool, Chelsea and Real Madrid. Yup, every single one of us thinks that. Definitely.

Any protest that's covered by the press will do the trick, 30 mins or 3 hours.